2004
Snowstorm
“A three corpse trunk.” Matt
“What if I were having my baby?” Marshall
“Oh yeah, high-five for the jack*!” Paul
“Yeah, I had nowhere to be, um, except this ditch.” Paul
“Proof’s in the pudding.” Marshall
“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!” Kys
“Oh munch!” Nicole
“TENT STAKE!” Nicole & Liz
Rock River Regatta
“That’s some nasty pasta.” “Um, Sammi, that’s the garbage.” Sammi & Mrs. G
Badger Bash
“Just because I’m on a diet doesn’t mean I can’t look at the menu.” Dani
“Hey, uh, Josh Turner…yeah, this is Alex Larson…you’re hot…we should go out sometime.” Alexandra
“There are no words in the English language to describe that man.” “Uh, yes there are…‘* hot.’ “ Manda & Liz
“You’re not the brightest Korean in the box?” Jules
“Did someone just open up a coffee?” “Uh, Kari, that’s a skunk.” Kari & Manda
“That popped up outta nowhere.” “Y’mean that bright yellow road sign?” Kari & Manda
“I sing in the key of off.” Dani
“WWGS-What Would Mrs. Glon Say?” Marshall
“Your mom hates my monkey.” Alex K.
Bay Jammer
“Yesterday at McDonald’s, this guy gave me one that was 9 inches long.” Bets
“I’m feeling kinda yammish.” Kys
“They’re like…uh, shoes?” Sammi
“Look at my undergarments!” Nicole
“With just cheese?” “Yes, with just ch-no! And meat!” Taco Bell employee & Sammi
“It’s a flip-flop orgy.” Jess L.
“There was no one out there except for one cop.” Roxanne
“It’s like the missing puzzle piece to a puzzle.” Betsey
“I have to spritz.” Ms. Kayla
Camping
“Look, it’s not dragging.” “Can you move, Sammi?” “…No.” Sammi & Chewbecca
“You should hard core say something.” Sammi
“Are we gonna sleep under the fire?” Allie H.
“I swear I can’t do anything normal. Becca, be serious: what did you do with my headband?” Manda
“Hey G!” Allie
“Where’s the gun? I’m going to kill those birds!” Camping Crew
“Mother Hen, there are lights in the Pen.” Liz
“I couldn’t help it! It was right there!” Allie H.
“I feel like a stick.” Allie H.
“Ooo! Ooo! Crotch! Crotch!” Sammi
“Steamroller!” Allie H.
“There’s nothing like strawberry-flavored urine.” Manda
“Can I help you guys put the cars in the trailer?” Manda
“That looks like a road.” Chewbecca
“Cucumber-scented eyes.” Shayla
“Shotgun!” Shayla
“Oh, you can’t drive to Hawaii!” Sammi
“It’s just so irresistible!” Sammi
Door Sticks, Push Hard Sign on Men’s bathroom
“English for Dumb*.” Liz
Makahiki
“I don't cuss. I just go 'Mother Faaaaaaah!' “ Bethany
“Who's singing?” “I'm not.” Mrs. G & Mags
“Peace...my people.” Bethany
“I have faith in my Culver's people.” Mags
“We're substituting the word 'grandma' fooooor...*.” Nicole & Liz
“Where's the walkie talkie? Is it in my crotch?” Liz
“I think it's falling out!” Sammi
“I watched a show about gardening one day, and now I know all about gardening.” Kys
“You tie me up first, and then I'll tie you up with my feet.” Nicole
“You're on a diet?” Shayla
“Don't talk with your mouth open.” Mrs. G
“I thought we were talking about squirrels!” Ellie
“Hey 007!...uh wait, that's us...hey us!” Chewbecca
“I thought it was leopardsy.” Bets
“I don't want to play your game because I don't need ridelin.” Alex
“Do you want to buy a duck?” “Don't talk to me!” Bethany & Manda
“We get the dirty looks and rolled eyes. That's what we're here for!” Mrs. G
“They ran away! They went on vacation for the rest of my life!” Nicole
“She's only gonna be a waiter if she grows a weiner.” Sammi
“You can eat off the menu!” Kys
“Aquatic...that's another word I like!” Mags
“I put salt in your Mt. Dew last night, and now you’re gonna throw me in the lake. HA!” Mags
“Find your local Girl Scout dealer and ask 'em.” Sammi
“ 'Bathroom needs attention light'...I need one of those!” Kristi
“I can't do ketchup at the same time.” Nicole
“You're out of straws.” Liz
“Mrs. Clayton, I have to get in your car because my suit is in your cooler.” Liz
“Honk for Zeus!” Liz
“Mak...aka *fest 2004.” Liz
“* wigs! That’s what they make * wigs for, *!” Sammi
Eagle Cave
“Where should I put my stuff? In your back end?” Red
“Drinking while intoxicated.” Mags
“I can't see anything...I could be running into a pole and not even know it...until I hit it.” Sammi
“Turn it off!” “I don't know how!” Kysa & Liz
“You mean besides mom?” Manda
General
“Turtle turtle turtle…” Julie R.
“…6 times…” Nikki A.
“ERS: slap cards, not people!” Chewbecca
“Physical turrets!” Jules
“Bonkey.” Julie & Chewbecca
“Picking her nose at the stoplight.” Julie
“I just held it up and they went thoom thoom thoom thoom thoom!” Allie H.
“Watch your thoughts!” Fran
“So you’re the schlepers, eh?” Vendor at Art in the Park
“Can I come back as a hoochie?” Nicole
“That wasn’t in shock, that was in horror.” Manda
“This song makes me want to kill myself.” Manda
“That’s the boo boo kit.” ???
“I am anti-armpit.” Giggles
“Rock, paper, scissors, *!” Nicole
“I got ‘em.” “The headlights?” Jules & Nicole
“One of our teachers is a dealer.” Mrs. G
“*!” “*!” Manda & Chewbecca
Closer than Ricky to admitting he’s- “Over there!” Mags
“This is slimming!” Allie
“Noon-thirty.” Nikki H.
“Retawded.” Allie
“He goes for experience.” Mrs. G
“Someone get the crack.” Dani
“You and your what?” Kari
“Cwapface.” “Whowe.” Manda & Chewbecca
“Look for mold. You can still eat ‘em!” Mrs. G
“I shotgun fake drowning!” Allie H.
“C’mon! Get past my butt!…You won.” Nicole
“We all have eyes.” Kenzie
*chokes* “Five!” Nikki H.
“Be quiet in a very mean way…and quit breathing.” Nicole
“Amish Oaks?” Alisha
“I’m filing my knee.” Nicole
“…looking like a piece of potato poop…” Kari
“Company, get the * out of here!” Liz
“Company, shut up!” Nicole
“Did you not hear me say I wanna go camping eight times?” Kari
“Enthusiasm!? H-A-P-P-Y! I looooove my job!” VAC
“’Cause I’m directionally * up.” Kari
“I see bottom.” Bethany
“We have a tumorous float.” Jess L.
“Sea Scouts: We’re nauti.” Jess L.
“Nut money in envelope.” Julie
“If you could be any animal, what would you be?...besides yourself.” Jess L.
“I'd be an otter...no wait, they're poached...oh no! So are lions! This sucks!” “Then I guess there's no place for you on this Earth.” Chewbecca & Jess L.
“So when we come about, the sails would spank us.” Mike
“Is there a bird in here?” Kari
“Will I have to go in the manual lanes because I don't have automatic transmission?” Dani
“G-rated.” Giggles & Katie
“Amanda, you are not gonna believe what I just did.” Mrs. G
“So why am I in the middle?” “Because you’re dumb.” Kenzie & Liz
“I’m the Girl Scout ninja.” Nicole
2005
Snowstorm
“Becca did hip thrusts!” “…I just need an extension cord.” Mandi & Marshall
“I need a kidney as collateral. Your first child is already going to Kate.” Manda
“I’m 23 and they all have dorms bigger than me!” Manda
“Freshman year of which life?” Kristin S.
“I’m being a fish.” Nikki A.
“Is that our bandana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?” Manda
“Wait, there’s something on your face…oh wait, ‘retard’ doesn’t come off.” Nicole
“Have you ever chewed on your finger thinking it was food?” Bets
“She’s an antique.” Chewbecca & Liz
WAM
“I like my bacteria.” Nikki A.
“If I could have * in the snow, I would!” Random Girl Scout
“What are you watching?” “Bears eating pigs.” Mags & Manda
“Even though I got bit by a boob on the spider.” Betsey
Easter Egg Hunt
“Betsey, why do you have your hands down your pants?” “I have an exema, wanna see?” Liz & Betsey
“What if I drew a weiner?” Sammi
“I totally realized this song was about sex. I thought it was about taking baths.” Sammi
“Is that where you canoe?” Sammi
“I did too! *belches* That test stunk.” Betsey
“That’s my gum.” Bets
“It’s her Ryan-pooh!” Sammi
Rock River Regatta
“I didn’t know you teach!” Kys
“So I’ll have to run sidewords…” Kys
“Kysa, I want a masmage.” Sammi
“I think you dropped your nametag.” Chewbecca & Nicole
“Yes, I cradled your head to my bosom.” Nicole
Badger Bash
“Let’s measure.” “Wait, where’s your crotch?” Red & Kenzie
Bay Jammer
"We're packed in like stuff that's packed tight." Chewbecca
"It's where all the flamers go." Mrs. G
“That’s Illinois time.” CB
"Light poop." Kys
"14, *." Dani
"Cinderblock good." CB
"Little bit o' quiet for a little bit o' time." Mrs. G
Camping
"G-unit." Camping crew
Makahiki
“I’m gonna get a bee and sting you with it.” Nikki H.
“She’s my inspiration.” Nikki H.
“I’m her gorrilla.” Mags
“I’m the plane that kills the bird.” "*" … Sammi, Kenzie, & Mags
“She popped its speeding cherry.” Manda
“You frickin’ hole!” Mags
“Those come in Happy Meals?” Chewbecca
“Get my shirt off!” Chewbecca
“I’ve got the smallest weiner!” Kenzie
Devil’s Lake
“Do we get to take the trolley across the river?” Sammi
“I can’t tell you right now. There are ears watching!” Smart One
“If you’re her sister, and I’m her sister, that makes me your grandma!” Bets
“Should I wear my potatoes?” Shayla
“It’s like a fart that leaks out early.” Kelli
Eagle Cave
“Is it a whistle?” “No, he just a stick on his back in the movie.” “Does he really?” Mags, Chewbecca, & Sammi
“Hey Nikki, how are you?” “…Puta.” Nikki H. & Nikki A.
“Bakin’ cookies…” Sammi
“Catepillars have it rough.” Nikki H.
“Were you sober when you sewed those patches on?” G
“At first, I thought Buffalo Wings came from buffalo.” “They don’t?” Sammi & Shayla
“Spades of nine.” Julie N.
General
“Y’know…your chin?” Kys
“Let’s shake hands.” Mags
“I’ll shove my not shoe up your butt.” Nicole
“It’d be like your own private super soaker.” Bets
“What if my card gets called twice?” “…It won’t.” Kenz & G
“How do you sand a road?” Red
Snowstorm
“A three corpse trunk.” Matt
“What if I were having my baby?” Marshall
“Oh yeah, high-five for the jack*!” Paul
“Yeah, I had nowhere to be, um, except this ditch.” Paul
“Proof’s in the pudding.” Marshall
“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!” Kys
“Oh munch!” Nicole
“TENT STAKE!” Nicole & Liz
Rock River Regatta
“That’s some nasty pasta.” “Um, Sammi, that’s the garbage.” Sammi & Mrs. G
Badger Bash
“Just because I’m on a diet doesn’t mean I can’t look at the menu.” Dani
“Hey, uh, Josh Turner…yeah, this is Alex Larson…you’re hot…we should go out sometime.” Alexandra
“There are no words in the English language to describe that man.” “Uh, yes there are…‘* hot.’ “ Manda & Liz
“You’re not the brightest Korean in the box?” Jules
“Did someone just open up a coffee?” “Uh, Kari, that’s a skunk.” Kari & Manda
“That popped up outta nowhere.” “Y’mean that bright yellow road sign?” Kari & Manda
“I sing in the key of off.” Dani
“WWGS-What Would Mrs. Glon Say?” Marshall
“Your mom hates my monkey.” Alex K.
Bay Jammer
“Yesterday at McDonald’s, this guy gave me one that was 9 inches long.” Bets
“I’m feeling kinda yammish.” Kys
“They’re like…uh, shoes?” Sammi
“Look at my undergarments!” Nicole
“With just cheese?” “Yes, with just ch-no! And meat!” Taco Bell employee & Sammi
“It’s a flip-flop orgy.” Jess L.
“There was no one out there except for one cop.” Roxanne
“It’s like the missing puzzle piece to a puzzle.” Betsey
“I have to spritz.” Ms. Kayla
Camping
“Look, it’s not dragging.” “Can you move, Sammi?” “…No.” Sammi & Chewbecca
“You should hard core say something.” Sammi
“Are we gonna sleep under the fire?” Allie H.
“I swear I can’t do anything normal. Becca, be serious: what did you do with my headband?” Manda
“Hey G!” Allie
“Where’s the gun? I’m going to kill those birds!” Camping Crew
“Mother Hen, there are lights in the Pen.” Liz
“I couldn’t help it! It was right there!” Allie H.
“I feel like a stick.” Allie H.
“Ooo! Ooo! Crotch! Crotch!” Sammi
“Steamroller!” Allie H.
“There’s nothing like strawberry-flavored urine.” Manda
“Can I help you guys put the cars in the trailer?” Manda
“That looks like a road.” Chewbecca
“Cucumber-scented eyes.” Shayla
“Shotgun!” Shayla
“Oh, you can’t drive to Hawaii!” Sammi
“It’s just so irresistible!” Sammi
Door Sticks, Push Hard Sign on Men’s bathroom
“English for Dumb*.” Liz
Makahiki
“I don't cuss. I just go 'Mother Faaaaaaah!' “ Bethany
“Who's singing?” “I'm not.” Mrs. G & Mags
“Peace...my people.” Bethany
“I have faith in my Culver's people.” Mags
“We're substituting the word 'grandma' fooooor...*.” Nicole & Liz
“Where's the walkie talkie? Is it in my crotch?” Liz
“I think it's falling out!” Sammi
“I watched a show about gardening one day, and now I know all about gardening.” Kys
“You tie me up first, and then I'll tie you up with my feet.” Nicole
“You're on a diet?” Shayla
“Don't talk with your mouth open.” Mrs. G
“I thought we were talking about squirrels!” Ellie
“Hey 007!...uh wait, that's us...hey us!” Chewbecca
“I thought it was leopardsy.” Bets
“I don't want to play your game because I don't need ridelin.” Alex
“Do you want to buy a duck?” “Don't talk to me!” Bethany & Manda
“We get the dirty looks and rolled eyes. That's what we're here for!” Mrs. G
“They ran away! They went on vacation for the rest of my life!” Nicole
“She's only gonna be a waiter if she grows a weiner.” Sammi
“You can eat off the menu!” Kys
“Aquatic...that's another word I like!” Mags
“I put salt in your Mt. Dew last night, and now you’re gonna throw me in the lake. HA!” Mags
“Find your local Girl Scout dealer and ask 'em.” Sammi
“ 'Bathroom needs attention light'...I need one of those!” Kristi
“I can't do ketchup at the same time.” Nicole
“You're out of straws.” Liz
“Mrs. Clayton, I have to get in your car because my suit is in your cooler.” Liz
“Honk for Zeus!” Liz
“Mak...aka *fest 2004.” Liz
“* wigs! That’s what they make * wigs for, *!” Sammi
Eagle Cave
“Where should I put my stuff? In your back end?” Red
“Drinking while intoxicated.” Mags
“I can't see anything...I could be running into a pole and not even know it...until I hit it.” Sammi
“Turn it off!” “I don't know how!” Kysa & Liz
“You mean besides mom?” Manda
General
“Turtle turtle turtle…” Julie R.
“…6 times…” Nikki A.
“ERS: slap cards, not people!” Chewbecca
“Physical turrets!” Jules
“Bonkey.” Julie & Chewbecca
“Picking her nose at the stoplight.” Julie
“I just held it up and they went thoom thoom thoom thoom thoom!” Allie H.
“Watch your thoughts!” Fran
“So you’re the schlepers, eh?” Vendor at Art in the Park
“Can I come back as a hoochie?” Nicole
“That wasn’t in shock, that was in horror.” Manda
“This song makes me want to kill myself.” Manda
“That’s the boo boo kit.” ???
“I am anti-armpit.” Giggles
“Rock, paper, scissors, *!” Nicole
“I got ‘em.” “The headlights?” Jules & Nicole
“One of our teachers is a dealer.” Mrs. G
“*!” “*!” Manda & Chewbecca
Closer than Ricky to admitting he’s- “Over there!” Mags
“This is slimming!” Allie
“Noon-thirty.” Nikki H.
“Retawded.” Allie
“He goes for experience.” Mrs. G
“Someone get the crack.” Dani
“You and your what?” Kari
“Cwapface.” “Whowe.” Manda & Chewbecca
“Look for mold. You can still eat ‘em!” Mrs. G
“I shotgun fake drowning!” Allie H.
“C’mon! Get past my butt!…You won.” Nicole
“We all have eyes.” Kenzie
*chokes* “Five!” Nikki H.
“Be quiet in a very mean way…and quit breathing.” Nicole
“Amish Oaks?” Alisha
“I’m filing my knee.” Nicole
“…looking like a piece of potato poop…” Kari
“Company, get the * out of here!” Liz
“Company, shut up!” Nicole
“Did you not hear me say I wanna go camping eight times?” Kari
“Enthusiasm!? H-A-P-P-Y! I looooove my job!” VAC
“’Cause I’m directionally * up.” Kari
“I see bottom.” Bethany
“We have a tumorous float.” Jess L.
“Sea Scouts: We’re nauti.” Jess L.
“Nut money in envelope.” Julie
“If you could be any animal, what would you be?...besides yourself.” Jess L.
“I'd be an otter...no wait, they're poached...oh no! So are lions! This sucks!” “Then I guess there's no place for you on this Earth.” Chewbecca & Jess L.
“So when we come about, the sails would spank us.” Mike
“Is there a bird in here?” Kari
“Will I have to go in the manual lanes because I don't have automatic transmission?” Dani
“G-rated.” Giggles & Katie
“Amanda, you are not gonna believe what I just did.” Mrs. G
“So why am I in the middle?” “Because you’re dumb.” Kenzie & Liz
“I’m the Girl Scout ninja.” Nicole
2005
Snowstorm
“Becca did hip thrusts!” “…I just need an extension cord.” Mandi & Marshall
“I need a kidney as collateral. Your first child is already going to Kate.” Manda
“I’m 23 and they all have dorms bigger than me!” Manda
“Freshman year of which life?” Kristin S.
“I’m being a fish.” Nikki A.
“Is that our bandana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?” Manda
“Wait, there’s something on your face…oh wait, ‘retard’ doesn’t come off.” Nicole
“Have you ever chewed on your finger thinking it was food?” Bets
“She’s an antique.” Chewbecca & Liz
WAM
“I like my bacteria.” Nikki A.
“If I could have * in the snow, I would!” Random Girl Scout
“What are you watching?” “Bears eating pigs.” Mags & Manda
“Even though I got bit by a boob on the spider.” Betsey
Easter Egg Hunt
“Betsey, why do you have your hands down your pants?” “I have an exema, wanna see?” Liz & Betsey
“What if I drew a weiner?” Sammi
“I totally realized this song was about sex. I thought it was about taking baths.” Sammi
“Is that where you canoe?” Sammi
“I did too! *belches* That test stunk.” Betsey
“That’s my gum.” Bets
“It’s her Ryan-pooh!” Sammi
Rock River Regatta
“I didn’t know you teach!” Kys
“So I’ll have to run sidewords…” Kys
“Kysa, I want a masmage.” Sammi
“I think you dropped your nametag.” Chewbecca & Nicole
“Yes, I cradled your head to my bosom.” Nicole
Badger Bash
“Let’s measure.” “Wait, where’s your crotch?” Red & Kenzie
Bay Jammer
"We're packed in like stuff that's packed tight." Chewbecca
"It's where all the flamers go." Mrs. G
“That’s Illinois time.” CB
"Light poop." Kys
"14, *." Dani
"Cinderblock good." CB
"Little bit o' quiet for a little bit o' time." Mrs. G
Camping
"G-unit." Camping crew
Makahiki
“I’m gonna get a bee and sting you with it.” Nikki H.
“She’s my inspiration.” Nikki H.
“I’m her gorrilla.” Mags
“I’m the plane that kills the bird.” "*" … Sammi, Kenzie, & Mags
“She popped its speeding cherry.” Manda
“You frickin’ hole!” Mags
“Those come in Happy Meals?” Chewbecca
“Get my shirt off!” Chewbecca
“I’ve got the smallest weiner!” Kenzie
Devil’s Lake
“Do we get to take the trolley across the river?” Sammi
“I can’t tell you right now. There are ears watching!” Smart One
“If you’re her sister, and I’m her sister, that makes me your grandma!” Bets
“Should I wear my potatoes?” Shayla
“It’s like a fart that leaks out early.” Kelli
Eagle Cave
“Is it a whistle?” “No, he just a stick on his back in the movie.” “Does he really?” Mags, Chewbecca, & Sammi
“Hey Nikki, how are you?” “…Puta.” Nikki H. & Nikki A.
“Bakin’ cookies…” Sammi
“Catepillars have it rough.” Nikki H.
“Were you sober when you sewed those patches on?” G
“At first, I thought Buffalo Wings came from buffalo.” “They don’t?” Sammi & Shayla
“Spades of nine.” Julie N.
General
“Y’know…your chin?” Kys
“Let’s shake hands.” Mags
“I’ll shove my not shoe up your butt.” Nicole
“It’d be like your own private super soaker.” Bets
“What if my card gets called twice?” “…It won’t.” Kenz & G
“How do you sand a road?” Red