2012
Snowstorm
“Is it a group?” G
“Hey you! I’m so glad you’re my little sister! Smiley face.” Emily
“Why do you think I’m fat?!” Kelsie
“Did you just say ‘Be aquiet’?” “Yes.” “Explain that.” “It’s an Italian accent—‘Be-a quiet!’” Chewbecca & Smiles
“You want to hear a potassium joke?” “Bananas!” Chewbecca & Smiles
“We can’t sell little children.” “Yes we can!” Chewbecca & G
WAM
“Meeeeeehhr!” Kelsie & Vickie
“I wanna be a pony.” “No you wouldn’t. You wouldn’t have opposable thumbs.” “…I’d be a monkey pony.” Lefty & Chewbecca
“ ‘Roses are gray, violets are gray, I am a dog.’…oh, I just got it!” Chewbecca
“Camping’s intense.” Andrea G.
Bay Jammer
“Hey remember that one time I opted to sit in the back seat and then I felt really lonely…yeah, me too.” Stereo
“Tell me more about yourself.” “Searching internet for Yourself.” Oradami & SIRI
“Guys, we have more flags to name—Spain,...” “That’s Mexico.” Mama Liz & Chewbecca
“Wait, McDonald’s serves food now?” T Dawg
“Pop quiz: how do you spell 361’s ‘alumnae?’” “A, L,…umnae!” Chewbecca & Stereo
“You’re wearing a Becca! I hear it’s the latest fashion.” T Dawg
“Go away! You’re ugly!” “…who are you talking to?” “A fly.” Stereo & Oradami
“That’s easy—I’d be a Snickers because I like to laugh.” “And you’re kinda nutty…wait, what do Snickers have to do with laughing?” Sunshine & Chewbecca
“General’s Fried Chicken—it’s butt-kickin’. Crunchiest skin in town, you’ll never wear a frown. If you don’t eat this meat, you will take a beat. Crunchy chicken thighs, sweet potato pies.” T Dawg
“Looks like we got the cat in the bag.” Tash
“Attention Bay Jammers: we have a black Motorola cell phone in the lost and found, and when you turn it on, the homescreen reads, ‘Tiffany is hott.’” Bay Jammer MC
Makahiki
“There is no ‘here’ when you’re blind!” 2062 scout
“Winnie the Poo…it’s still Pooh, but a whole different kind of poo.” Hippie
“Don’t be racist!” “Especially against your own kind!” Ketchum & Momo
“And my favorite event was Canoe Jousting.” “…did you just say Nude Jousting? No wonder they didn’t bring it back!” G & Mrs. Gibson
“She exists!” Hippie
Devil’s Lake
“That’d really be hard—go to Sweden for a year and not know the language.” “Guten tag!” Chewbecca & Jedi
“Then it’d be called Ball Surgery…wait, no it wouldn’t.” Ketchum
“Back on up, you’re clear…no, don’t go over there, that’s a tree.” Mama Liz
“Come here often?” “Once a year…give or take a year.” Chewbecca & Mama Liz
“Well, y’know what they say…” “…I don’t know, what do they say, G?” G & 361
Creep-o-ree
“It’s so cold over here.” “How cold is it?” “It’s so cold, you look hot.” Monkey, Chewbecca, & Faerie
“If you’re hotter than me, does that make me cooler than you?” Hanna
“You take the BSA Approved Wrist Rocket Projectiles…” “…you mean dogfood?” “…the BSA Approved Wrist Rocket Projectiles…” Range Master & Scott
“Are you always this happy?” “Yup!” RM assistant & Rainbow
Christmas Tree Ship
“Ashley, take my pants off!” Tash
“I want to get hot chocolate, but first I have to walk in a line.” Probie
“I wonder what they hung for.” “Treeson.” “What?” “Treeson.” “…I don’t get it.” “Treeson, like treason.” “I still…” “Treeson.” “Treason…oh! Treeson!” Angel & Chewbecca
Eagle Cave
“Have you seen Life of Pi?” “No.” “Beautiful movie.” “I think it’d be really depressing. It just ends up getting cut.” “No, no, no! It’s great because…oh…” Chewbecca & Jedi
“I love your shirt! I’d totally steal it…except, I’m a Girl Scout, so…shhhh…” Ketchum
“It’s not about the money. It’s about how much food you can eat, and the sugar you put in your water!” Mason
“Carbon Monoxide helps you sleep.” Cecil
“I will eat you.” Brazil
General
“Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a can?” “He’s all canned now.” Chewbecca & Pretzel
“What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?” “Bad golfers are in Wisconsin.” Chewbecca & Pretzel
“If that cream cheese has been out that long, it’s probably bacterious.” Smiles
“I was supposed to ask you something.” “When can we turn off the lights?” “…thank you for remembering what I was supposed to ask.” Lefty & Carmen
“Why are you attacking me?” T Dawg
“If it weren’t for the ship, I wouldn’t have learned to do all these things, like…tie knots.” Acorn
“I decided I really like to travel, and I thought I’d have to go find some hippies. And then I joined the ship. Turns out you’re all a bunch of hippies.” Hippie
“And then you should run into him and be like, ‘It worked!!’” Pretzel
“I’m not on board.” Hunter
“My name is Shannon, and I don’t shop at Hollister.” Country
“How long are we staying here?” “I rented a room.” Chewbecca & Stereo
“Come in!” “I can’t!” 361 alumnae & Oradami
“Cut! Suck it! Action!” Stereo
“…all aroooound the world…” “Failure to sing ‘I can show you the world.’” “…all aroooound the world…” BAM & Sunshine
“Talking.” “…helping.” Chewbecca & BAM
“Forever bitter.” Trish
2013
WAM
“Bradley Cooper!? How can you look at him and not die?” Momo
“Wait, is she a mother of assassins or an assassin who’s a mother?” *burps* “…there’s your answer.” Chewbecca, Ketchum, Jedi
“Hey Becca, remember how you told Katie it was impossible to change in the closet?” Monkey
“What did the judge say to the racket?” *points excitedly into the distance* “Yes.” Jedi & Chewbecca
“You never answered the question!” “What question?” “..I can’t remember.” Rose & Chewbecca
“You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow!” qtd. by Tash
“Look, it’s a bathroom!” *walks in, walks out* “…it’s a boy’s bathroom!” Ketchum
“Is 361 tugs ready?” “Born ready!” “No, we have one in the bathroom.” “…except for Diana.” Gratton, Chewbecca, G, Chewbecca
Bay Jammer
“Why do you have boxing gloves on your mirror?” “My grandpa won the Golden Gloves in Poland…he was just a little guy.” “Oh cool…wait, were those his gloves?” Chewbecca & Smalls
“So Lindsey, what’s new with you?” “I was just going to say that—” “Get out of my head!” Chewbecca, Smart One, & Chewbecca/Smart One
“That one’s for the other page!” Smart One
“My biggest goal for this weekend is for this toenail not to fall off. Look at it…look at it again!” Smart One
*coughs* “She’s dying.” “That’s acceptable.” Geli, Stereo, Country
“Your clothes shouldn’t show anything that shouldn’t be showing…so, keep them put away.” Country
“How many mariners does it take to win tugs?” “One…two, three…four…five—FIVE!…one, two…three…four…five…see? I had practice.” Chewbecca & Duckie
“If…let me rephrase that…” Mama Liz
*points to polka dotted sock* “There’s a cow on your foot.” “I know…” *wiggles it like it’s crawling* “…mooooooo…” Chewbecca & Jedi
“Congratulations! The alumni get first, second, third, and fourth.” “Hold on! We don’t have a fourth yet.” Swimming judge & alumni tuber
“Come on, Ratie, kun!” Chewbecca
361 Alumni Knots
“So this is Truth or Don’t.” James
“Girls don’t poop or fart.” “We just cry it out.” D Mack & Smart One
“Three sixty-one is going to play volleyball. Who do you think will win?” “The Brewers!” Smart One & Brady
“Single elimination? Everyone without a boyfriend, off the rope!” “Wait…” Chewbecca & Smiles
“Don’t eat bear and drive.” Smart One
“…what happened to don’t eat bear and drive?” Hill
Horsepacking
“There’s a jackalope at Wall Drug.” “Oh sweet! I’ve been wanting to see one!” G & Brick
“Ashley doesn’t do work!” Ketchum
“I think we’re in the country.” Rainbow
“G took us to a bar!” “It was a restaura—” “IT WAS A BAAAAAAR!” Momo, G, & 361
“Can you spread some peanut butter on this?” “All I have is my spoon I’ve been eating off of.” “Oh, that’s cool. I heart germs.” Tashasaurus Rex & Chewbecca
“Chill your salt.” Jedi
*hopping on a chair* “Hey guys? Is this a good method of transportation?” *chair breaks* Tashasaurus Rex
“Go to your tent without a buddy.” Hippie
“Name?” “G.” “G?” “Like the letter.” “…can I write down capital gee eye eye? That would make me feel better.” Jake & G
“What are you playing?” “All Around Rhino-hide…we just run around hitting each other and making excuses.” Chewbecca & Brazil
“Where’s G?” “She’s dead.” “Oh, that’s acceptable.” Chewbecca, Nickle, Country
“And in other news…” “…I became sassy.” Chewbecca & Country
“Everybody’s favorite board game.” “Life.” “Monopoly.” “Monopoly?! That game is sooooo long!” “So is Life!” Chewbecca, Nickle, Country, Chewbecca
*barks* “Katy!” “I’m sorry, ok?! I can’t help it!” Katy, Momo, Jedi
“I remember a few times when you looked me dead in the eye, put food in your mouth, and started talking.” “Like this?” *spittake* Chewbecca & Tashasaurus Rex
“Is there anything else I can do here? Otherwise I’m gonna go pick weed.” G
“Did you hear that? It was the sound of Molly’s heart breaking.” *punches Molly in the stomach* “Now it did.” Chewbecca & Ketchum
“I have another rule: Tasha’s ugly.” Brazil
“Yo mama!” “Yo mama’s right heee-yah!” Ketchum & G
“We’re having a good conversation, but we’re on pause.” *doesn’t move for at least 30 seconds* “…oh, sorry. I was on pause.” Chewbecca & Ketchum
“Excuse me, sir? Why are you licking the ground?” *continues licking* “…sir?” Chewbecca, buffalo, Ketchum/Jedi
“Is it bigger than a toaster?” “About the same.” “Is it a toaster?” “Yes.” Acorn & Tashasaurus Rex
Gel-Implants sign at Mt. Rushmore
“Hey, pay attention. You can sloth later.” “….ooooook.” Chewbecca & Brazil
“And I also learned we have a potential serial killer in the troop, who may or may not be named Elizabeth.” Tashasaurus Rex
“My nickname’s Little Bit, because it rhymes with Elizabeth, and apparently, I’m small.” Little Bit
Papa G’s John Travolta impression
*leans out the window licking a popcorn flavored sucker* “…hashtag creepy.” Jedi & Chewbecca
“Wow, when you say it like that, it sounds like I abuse you.” “Mmmhmmmm!” Chewbecca & Ketchum/Brazil
Devil’s Lake
“So it’s like…French.” Morgan
“Can’t milk this—moo moo moo moo, moo moo, moo moo!” Barkermobile
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cow gods.” “…did you say cow gods?” “Cow gods.” “Cow gods who?” “Mooooooooo!” Chewbecca, Ptacek, Duckie, Chewbecca
“How many people does it take to fix a canopy?” “Two Beccas and a Brick.” ?? & Geli
“Slooooooow poke.” Kemps
“Beccas, move!” Geli
“Woof woof.” “Ok, there’s the sound. Where’s the puppy?” Caitlin & Ptacek
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “I don’t know.” “Yay!” Ptacek & Ace
“It should be, ‘Knock knock.’ ‘Moo’s there?’ ” Mr. Barker
“This conversation needs more French.” Duckie
“Bekah, I want your armpit.” Gremlin
Creep-o-ree
“I’m not 100% done, just 50%.” “Like a steak.” Nickle & Gremlin
“She’s doing the pledge, and she’s a devil!” “So? Have you SEEN our country?” Ace & Chewbecca
*slaps concrete floor* “Shhh!…oh wait, I don’t know why I told you to quietly slap concrete.” Sam & Chewbecca
“Commence the chair farting.” Nickle
*slaps unnecessarily* “Oh, I don’t know…” Probie
“Ha ha ha ha…flooooor…” Nickle
“DUUUDE! Did you see that?! It was a falcon…just chillin’ on a fence…bein’ a falcon.” Theowyn
Eagle Cave
“Maddy, I love you. Don’t ever change.” “But I have to put on pj’s…” Chewbecca & Hippie
“I really like Christmas.” “And you’re wearing black and white—it’s the new red and green!” Sam & Chewbecca
“Is anyone afraid of bats?” “Yes.” “On a scale of one to Bruce Wayne…” Chewbecca, Gremlin, Duckie
“People are humans.” Gremlin
“I want bigger lemons.” Duckie
“How long have you guys been here?” “I’ve been here since 1984.” “I’ve been here since breakfast. I spawned from pancakes and leftover butter.” Probie, Chewbecca, Gremlin
“When’s your birthday?” “February.” “The whole month?” “ALLLLL of February!” Chewbecca, Geli, Duckie, Chewbecca/Brick
“I don’t like the number pi. It gives me a lot of problems.” Webster
“The floppiness of your fingers prevents you from being accurate.” Chewbecca
*to Duckie, in the middle of a forest* “Just go to the tree behind you.” Nickle
“It wasn’t a stick fight. It was Meagen with a stick and Ramos with a branch.” Gremlin
“I broke my branch on your butt.” Duckie
“Sorry, hashtag pocket problems.” Rainbow
Pre-dinner Penguin Huddle
General
“To be honest, I thought he was going for the popcorn.” Tasha
“Say something to the Lie Detector.” “…hello?” Probie & Country
“Germany is really famous for their German cars.” Probie
“We were driving to Magic Waters when this truck started honking at us. And it scared the CRAP out of me, but I look back…” *looks from G to Tasha to G, who hasn’t noticed the swear word* “…he he…” Tasha & Chewbecca
“How do you say ‘welcome’ in German?” “…hi.” Papa G & Laura G.
“I love these things! I stole some of them.” “You mean…liberated some of them.” “…yes.” Laura G. & Chewbecca
“Mermaids, real or true?” “But…that’s the same—” “Mermaids, real or true?!” Stereo & Cortez
“I hate all snakes. I hate live snakes, I hate dead snakes—” “It’s rock, Anni.” “—I hate rock snakes.” Sunshine & G
“…ok…so, first row…” T Dawg
“Wait, that was legitly a fake stick?!” Brick
“What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?” “You!” Chewbecca & T Dawg
“Who brought a dress?” *burps* G & T Dawg
“I’m not really seeing anyone right now, but I’m planning my wedding on Pinterest.” Rote
“If it weren’t for the ship, all my friends would be runners. And runners are great friends, but really all we talk about is running.” Duckie
“You need humor because some people come up to you and they’re all depressed and sad about life…and not dying is REALLY hard!” Wombat
“I never watched the Muppets because I hate it when things aren’t things.” Brick
“What do you do with a dead chemist?” “Play Operation.” *horrified look* *slowly raise jazz hands* Chewbecca & Gremlin
“Never has ‘woof woof’ sounded more like ‘Shut up, Becca!’” Chewbecca
“First it was the anatomy of candy corn, now it’s the anatomy of dragons: 361.” Gremlin
“I remember you at the one meeting when you were asking who stole the cookies…I can’t go rock climbing.” Morgan
“I don’t speak France.” Geli
“I didn’t believe in soap. I signed off soap for about two years.” Brick
“[Dora the Explorer] has a lot more freedom than I ever will…it’s kind of depressing.” Allie
“Two boogies away from showing.” Jedi
“I look smart, but then I disappoint.” Brazil
*looks at vibrating phone* “It’s Maddy.” *speaks into phone* “Hey…yeah…yes, are YOU at the meeting?” Kemps
*looking at Chewbecca, over walkies* “Who has the other walkie talkie?” *looking directly back, into walkie* “I’m pretty sure I do.” “…oh, right.” Brazil & Chewbecca
“But we still love you.” “That’s a lie.” *hurt look* “You ultra-love me.” “Didn’t see that coming.” *starts to take off under shirt* “I’m gonna be awkward right now.” “…nor that.” Chewbecca, Gremlin, Geli
“I’m tired. Isn’t that a sign of hypothermia?” Gremlin
*long drawn out discussion about misrepresented technology sophistication in crime shows at Journey meeting* “Back to the original point…in SVU…” Brick
“Hi, my name is Beth Ann.” “Hiiiiii Beth Aaaaann.” “I’ve been sober for six months.” BAM & 361 alumnae
“I have not shaved…since the last week of October.” “She makes me touch them a lot.” Tash & Momo
“It’s Pearl Harbor Day!” “Yeah! Go plant a tree!” ?? & Jedi
Snowstorm
“Is it a group?” G
“Hey you! I’m so glad you’re my little sister! Smiley face.” Emily
“Why do you think I’m fat?!” Kelsie
“Did you just say ‘Be aquiet’?” “Yes.” “Explain that.” “It’s an Italian accent—‘Be-a quiet!’” Chewbecca & Smiles
“You want to hear a potassium joke?” “Bananas!” Chewbecca & Smiles
“We can’t sell little children.” “Yes we can!” Chewbecca & G
WAM
“Meeeeeehhr!” Kelsie & Vickie
“I wanna be a pony.” “No you wouldn’t. You wouldn’t have opposable thumbs.” “…I’d be a monkey pony.” Lefty & Chewbecca
“ ‘Roses are gray, violets are gray, I am a dog.’…oh, I just got it!” Chewbecca
“Camping’s intense.” Andrea G.
Bay Jammer
“Hey remember that one time I opted to sit in the back seat and then I felt really lonely…yeah, me too.” Stereo
“Tell me more about yourself.” “Searching internet for Yourself.” Oradami & SIRI
“Guys, we have more flags to name—Spain,...” “That’s Mexico.” Mama Liz & Chewbecca
“Wait, McDonald’s serves food now?” T Dawg
“Pop quiz: how do you spell 361’s ‘alumnae?’” “A, L,…umnae!” Chewbecca & Stereo
“You’re wearing a Becca! I hear it’s the latest fashion.” T Dawg
“Go away! You’re ugly!” “…who are you talking to?” “A fly.” Stereo & Oradami
“That’s easy—I’d be a Snickers because I like to laugh.” “And you’re kinda nutty…wait, what do Snickers have to do with laughing?” Sunshine & Chewbecca
“General’s Fried Chicken—it’s butt-kickin’. Crunchiest skin in town, you’ll never wear a frown. If you don’t eat this meat, you will take a beat. Crunchy chicken thighs, sweet potato pies.” T Dawg
“Looks like we got the cat in the bag.” Tash
“Attention Bay Jammers: we have a black Motorola cell phone in the lost and found, and when you turn it on, the homescreen reads, ‘Tiffany is hott.’” Bay Jammer MC
Makahiki
“There is no ‘here’ when you’re blind!” 2062 scout
“Winnie the Poo…it’s still Pooh, but a whole different kind of poo.” Hippie
“Don’t be racist!” “Especially against your own kind!” Ketchum & Momo
“And my favorite event was Canoe Jousting.” “…did you just say Nude Jousting? No wonder they didn’t bring it back!” G & Mrs. Gibson
“She exists!” Hippie
Devil’s Lake
“That’d really be hard—go to Sweden for a year and not know the language.” “Guten tag!” Chewbecca & Jedi
“Then it’d be called Ball Surgery…wait, no it wouldn’t.” Ketchum
“Back on up, you’re clear…no, don’t go over there, that’s a tree.” Mama Liz
“Come here often?” “Once a year…give or take a year.” Chewbecca & Mama Liz
“Well, y’know what they say…” “…I don’t know, what do they say, G?” G & 361
Creep-o-ree
“It’s so cold over here.” “How cold is it?” “It’s so cold, you look hot.” Monkey, Chewbecca, & Faerie
“If you’re hotter than me, does that make me cooler than you?” Hanna
“You take the BSA Approved Wrist Rocket Projectiles…” “…you mean dogfood?” “…the BSA Approved Wrist Rocket Projectiles…” Range Master & Scott
“Are you always this happy?” “Yup!” RM assistant & Rainbow
Christmas Tree Ship
“Ashley, take my pants off!” Tash
“I want to get hot chocolate, but first I have to walk in a line.” Probie
“I wonder what they hung for.” “Treeson.” “What?” “Treeson.” “…I don’t get it.” “Treeson, like treason.” “I still…” “Treeson.” “Treason…oh! Treeson!” Angel & Chewbecca
Eagle Cave
“Have you seen Life of Pi?” “No.” “Beautiful movie.” “I think it’d be really depressing. It just ends up getting cut.” “No, no, no! It’s great because…oh…” Chewbecca & Jedi
“I love your shirt! I’d totally steal it…except, I’m a Girl Scout, so…shhhh…” Ketchum
“It’s not about the money. It’s about how much food you can eat, and the sugar you put in your water!” Mason
“Carbon Monoxide helps you sleep.” Cecil
“I will eat you.” Brazil
General
“Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a can?” “He’s all canned now.” Chewbecca & Pretzel
“What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?” “Bad golfers are in Wisconsin.” Chewbecca & Pretzel
“If that cream cheese has been out that long, it’s probably bacterious.” Smiles
“I was supposed to ask you something.” “When can we turn off the lights?” “…thank you for remembering what I was supposed to ask.” Lefty & Carmen
“Why are you attacking me?” T Dawg
“If it weren’t for the ship, I wouldn’t have learned to do all these things, like…tie knots.” Acorn
“I decided I really like to travel, and I thought I’d have to go find some hippies. And then I joined the ship. Turns out you’re all a bunch of hippies.” Hippie
“And then you should run into him and be like, ‘It worked!!’” Pretzel
“I’m not on board.” Hunter
“My name is Shannon, and I don’t shop at Hollister.” Country
“How long are we staying here?” “I rented a room.” Chewbecca & Stereo
“Come in!” “I can’t!” 361 alumnae & Oradami
“Cut! Suck it! Action!” Stereo
“…all aroooound the world…” “Failure to sing ‘I can show you the world.’” “…all aroooound the world…” BAM & Sunshine
“Talking.” “…helping.” Chewbecca & BAM
“Forever bitter.” Trish
2013
WAM
“Bradley Cooper!? How can you look at him and not die?” Momo
“Wait, is she a mother of assassins or an assassin who’s a mother?” *burps* “…there’s your answer.” Chewbecca, Ketchum, Jedi
“Hey Becca, remember how you told Katie it was impossible to change in the closet?” Monkey
“What did the judge say to the racket?” *points excitedly into the distance* “Yes.” Jedi & Chewbecca
“You never answered the question!” “What question?” “..I can’t remember.” Rose & Chewbecca
“You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow!” qtd. by Tash
“Look, it’s a bathroom!” *walks in, walks out* “…it’s a boy’s bathroom!” Ketchum
“Is 361 tugs ready?” “Born ready!” “No, we have one in the bathroom.” “…except for Diana.” Gratton, Chewbecca, G, Chewbecca
Bay Jammer
“Why do you have boxing gloves on your mirror?” “My grandpa won the Golden Gloves in Poland…he was just a little guy.” “Oh cool…wait, were those his gloves?” Chewbecca & Smalls
“So Lindsey, what’s new with you?” “I was just going to say that—” “Get out of my head!” Chewbecca, Smart One, & Chewbecca/Smart One
“That one’s for the other page!” Smart One
“My biggest goal for this weekend is for this toenail not to fall off. Look at it…look at it again!” Smart One
*coughs* “She’s dying.” “That’s acceptable.” Geli, Stereo, Country
“Your clothes shouldn’t show anything that shouldn’t be showing…so, keep them put away.” Country
“How many mariners does it take to win tugs?” “One…two, three…four…five—FIVE!…one, two…three…four…five…see? I had practice.” Chewbecca & Duckie
“If…let me rephrase that…” Mama Liz
*points to polka dotted sock* “There’s a cow on your foot.” “I know…” *wiggles it like it’s crawling* “…mooooooo…” Chewbecca & Jedi
“Congratulations! The alumni get first, second, third, and fourth.” “Hold on! We don’t have a fourth yet.” Swimming judge & alumni tuber
“Come on, Ratie, kun!” Chewbecca
361 Alumni Knots
“So this is Truth or Don’t.” James
“Girls don’t poop or fart.” “We just cry it out.” D Mack & Smart One
“Three sixty-one is going to play volleyball. Who do you think will win?” “The Brewers!” Smart One & Brady
“Single elimination? Everyone without a boyfriend, off the rope!” “Wait…” Chewbecca & Smiles
“Don’t eat bear and drive.” Smart One
“…what happened to don’t eat bear and drive?” Hill
Horsepacking
“There’s a jackalope at Wall Drug.” “Oh sweet! I’ve been wanting to see one!” G & Brick
“Ashley doesn’t do work!” Ketchum
“I think we’re in the country.” Rainbow
“G took us to a bar!” “It was a restaura—” “IT WAS A BAAAAAAR!” Momo, G, & 361
“Can you spread some peanut butter on this?” “All I have is my spoon I’ve been eating off of.” “Oh, that’s cool. I heart germs.” Tashasaurus Rex & Chewbecca
“Chill your salt.” Jedi
*hopping on a chair* “Hey guys? Is this a good method of transportation?” *chair breaks* Tashasaurus Rex
“Go to your tent without a buddy.” Hippie
“Name?” “G.” “G?” “Like the letter.” “…can I write down capital gee eye eye? That would make me feel better.” Jake & G
“What are you playing?” “All Around Rhino-hide…we just run around hitting each other and making excuses.” Chewbecca & Brazil
“Where’s G?” “She’s dead.” “Oh, that’s acceptable.” Chewbecca, Nickle, Country
“And in other news…” “…I became sassy.” Chewbecca & Country
“Everybody’s favorite board game.” “Life.” “Monopoly.” “Monopoly?! That game is sooooo long!” “So is Life!” Chewbecca, Nickle, Country, Chewbecca
*barks* “Katy!” “I’m sorry, ok?! I can’t help it!” Katy, Momo, Jedi
“I remember a few times when you looked me dead in the eye, put food in your mouth, and started talking.” “Like this?” *spittake* Chewbecca & Tashasaurus Rex
“Is there anything else I can do here? Otherwise I’m gonna go pick weed.” G
“Did you hear that? It was the sound of Molly’s heart breaking.” *punches Molly in the stomach* “Now it did.” Chewbecca & Ketchum
“I have another rule: Tasha’s ugly.” Brazil
“Yo mama!” “Yo mama’s right heee-yah!” Ketchum & G
“We’re having a good conversation, but we’re on pause.” *doesn’t move for at least 30 seconds* “…oh, sorry. I was on pause.” Chewbecca & Ketchum
“Excuse me, sir? Why are you licking the ground?” *continues licking* “…sir?” Chewbecca, buffalo, Ketchum/Jedi
“Is it bigger than a toaster?” “About the same.” “Is it a toaster?” “Yes.” Acorn & Tashasaurus Rex
Gel-Implants sign at Mt. Rushmore
“Hey, pay attention. You can sloth later.” “….ooooook.” Chewbecca & Brazil
“And I also learned we have a potential serial killer in the troop, who may or may not be named Elizabeth.” Tashasaurus Rex
“My nickname’s Little Bit, because it rhymes with Elizabeth, and apparently, I’m small.” Little Bit
Papa G’s John Travolta impression
*leans out the window licking a popcorn flavored sucker* “…hashtag creepy.” Jedi & Chewbecca
“Wow, when you say it like that, it sounds like I abuse you.” “Mmmhmmmm!” Chewbecca & Ketchum/Brazil
Devil’s Lake
“So it’s like…French.” Morgan
“Can’t milk this—moo moo moo moo, moo moo, moo moo!” Barkermobile
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cow gods.” “…did you say cow gods?” “Cow gods.” “Cow gods who?” “Mooooooooo!” Chewbecca, Ptacek, Duckie, Chewbecca
“How many people does it take to fix a canopy?” “Two Beccas and a Brick.” ?? & Geli
“Slooooooow poke.” Kemps
“Beccas, move!” Geli
“Woof woof.” “Ok, there’s the sound. Where’s the puppy?” Caitlin & Ptacek
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “I don’t know.” “Yay!” Ptacek & Ace
“It should be, ‘Knock knock.’ ‘Moo’s there?’ ” Mr. Barker
“This conversation needs more French.” Duckie
“Bekah, I want your armpit.” Gremlin
Creep-o-ree
“I’m not 100% done, just 50%.” “Like a steak.” Nickle & Gremlin
“She’s doing the pledge, and she’s a devil!” “So? Have you SEEN our country?” Ace & Chewbecca
*slaps concrete floor* “Shhh!…oh wait, I don’t know why I told you to quietly slap concrete.” Sam & Chewbecca
“Commence the chair farting.” Nickle
*slaps unnecessarily* “Oh, I don’t know…” Probie
“Ha ha ha ha…flooooor…” Nickle
“DUUUDE! Did you see that?! It was a falcon…just chillin’ on a fence…bein’ a falcon.” Theowyn
Eagle Cave
“Maddy, I love you. Don’t ever change.” “But I have to put on pj’s…” Chewbecca & Hippie
“I really like Christmas.” “And you’re wearing black and white—it’s the new red and green!” Sam & Chewbecca
“Is anyone afraid of bats?” “Yes.” “On a scale of one to Bruce Wayne…” Chewbecca, Gremlin, Duckie
“People are humans.” Gremlin
“I want bigger lemons.” Duckie
“How long have you guys been here?” “I’ve been here since 1984.” “I’ve been here since breakfast. I spawned from pancakes and leftover butter.” Probie, Chewbecca, Gremlin
“When’s your birthday?” “February.” “The whole month?” “ALLLLL of February!” Chewbecca, Geli, Duckie, Chewbecca/Brick
“I don’t like the number pi. It gives me a lot of problems.” Webster
“The floppiness of your fingers prevents you from being accurate.” Chewbecca
*to Duckie, in the middle of a forest* “Just go to the tree behind you.” Nickle
“It wasn’t a stick fight. It was Meagen with a stick and Ramos with a branch.” Gremlin
“I broke my branch on your butt.” Duckie
“Sorry, hashtag pocket problems.” Rainbow
Pre-dinner Penguin Huddle
General
“To be honest, I thought he was going for the popcorn.” Tasha
“Say something to the Lie Detector.” “…hello?” Probie & Country
“Germany is really famous for their German cars.” Probie
“We were driving to Magic Waters when this truck started honking at us. And it scared the CRAP out of me, but I look back…” *looks from G to Tasha to G, who hasn’t noticed the swear word* “…he he…” Tasha & Chewbecca
“How do you say ‘welcome’ in German?” “…hi.” Papa G & Laura G.
“I love these things! I stole some of them.” “You mean…liberated some of them.” “…yes.” Laura G. & Chewbecca
“Mermaids, real or true?” “But…that’s the same—” “Mermaids, real or true?!” Stereo & Cortez
“I hate all snakes. I hate live snakes, I hate dead snakes—” “It’s rock, Anni.” “—I hate rock snakes.” Sunshine & G
“…ok…so, first row…” T Dawg
“Wait, that was legitly a fake stick?!” Brick
“What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?” “You!” Chewbecca & T Dawg
“Who brought a dress?” *burps* G & T Dawg
“I’m not really seeing anyone right now, but I’m planning my wedding on Pinterest.” Rote
“If it weren’t for the ship, all my friends would be runners. And runners are great friends, but really all we talk about is running.” Duckie
“You need humor because some people come up to you and they’re all depressed and sad about life…and not dying is REALLY hard!” Wombat
“I never watched the Muppets because I hate it when things aren’t things.” Brick
“What do you do with a dead chemist?” “Play Operation.” *horrified look* *slowly raise jazz hands* Chewbecca & Gremlin
“Never has ‘woof woof’ sounded more like ‘Shut up, Becca!’” Chewbecca
“First it was the anatomy of candy corn, now it’s the anatomy of dragons: 361.” Gremlin
“I remember you at the one meeting when you were asking who stole the cookies…I can’t go rock climbing.” Morgan
“I don’t speak France.” Geli
“I didn’t believe in soap. I signed off soap for about two years.” Brick
“[Dora the Explorer] has a lot more freedom than I ever will…it’s kind of depressing.” Allie
“Two boogies away from showing.” Jedi
“I look smart, but then I disappoint.” Brazil
*looks at vibrating phone* “It’s Maddy.” *speaks into phone* “Hey…yeah…yes, are YOU at the meeting?” Kemps
*looking at Chewbecca, over walkies* “Who has the other walkie talkie?” *looking directly back, into walkie* “I’m pretty sure I do.” “…oh, right.” Brazil & Chewbecca
“But we still love you.” “That’s a lie.” *hurt look* “You ultra-love me.” “Didn’t see that coming.” *starts to take off under shirt* “I’m gonna be awkward right now.” “…nor that.” Chewbecca, Gremlin, Geli
“I’m tired. Isn’t that a sign of hypothermia?” Gremlin
*long drawn out discussion about misrepresented technology sophistication in crime shows at Journey meeting* “Back to the original point…in SVU…” Brick
“Hi, my name is Beth Ann.” “Hiiiiii Beth Aaaaann.” “I’ve been sober for six months.” BAM & 361 alumnae
“I have not shaved…since the last week of October.” “She makes me touch them a lot.” Tash & Momo
“It’s Pearl Harbor Day!” “Yeah! Go plant a tree!” ?? & Jedi