2014
Snowstorm
“There are two kids in there who look like someone kicked their puppy.” “They dOOOooo!” Chewbecca & Gremlin
“Hey peeps, how’s it goin’?” “Pandaish.” Chewbecca & Morgan
“What are you talking about?” “About me falling off.” “But that’s a sacrifice we’re willing to make.” “What’d you say?” *outrageous grin* “Absolutely nothing.” “…I don’t like that look on your face.” “Good instinct to have.” Ace, Ptacek, Chewbecca
“We’re getting back to setting up lights.” “Right after I eat this panda.” Gremlin & Duckie
“Scard culpting.” G
“Hey Ramos, what’s your last name?” Grace
“Hey can we keep the conversation down?” “This isn’t a conversation, it’s shout across the room.” Hippie & Geli
“I don’t go slow.” “That’s not what your speedometer says.” “…I don’t have one.” “Well maybe THAT’S the problem!” “…oh wait, on my car?” G & Chewbecca
“If it wasn’t a blood thing, you’d be my sister.” Country
“Will someone turn off the chicken?” Ptacek
“Ohhh…our tricycle just broke.” Geli
WAM
“Oh, sorry. Didn’t mean to step on your toes.” “You stepped on eeeeverythiiiing!” G & Ketchum
“I just saw a pace on his Fagebook.” Chewbecca
“I’m not showering tonight, but I’m really just not gonna shower. I haven’t shaved my armpits since September.” *cute face* Hippie
“What’s the difference between a cat and a sentence?” “They’re cute.” “Difference.” “Oh! One’s cuter than the other.” Chewbecca & Hippie
“It’s 11:11, make a wish!” “I never understood that…wait, it’s 11 o’clock already?” “It’s actually 11:11.” Wombat, Rose, Chewbecca/Wombat
“Go to bed, Pillow Pet.” G
“Did you tell her we’re have a cat tea party?” *gasps* “Can I rent a cat and join you?” Hippie & Brick
“It’s not a dog if you can dropkick it.” Morgan
“I have a question for you.” “ ‘Kay.” “No.” “I actually was talking to Becca.” *high pitched voice* “…saaass!” Hippie, Chewbecca, Brick, Hippie, Brick
“You could sleep with the baby cows!” “I could pet them…and then eat them.” Hippie & Clouser
“Is it bigger than a breadbox?” “No.” “Is it bigger than a breadstick?” “No.” Brick & Grace
“Does it lay eggs?” “Yes.” “Is it a bird?” “Yes.” “Is it a chicken?” “Close.” “…is it a rooster?” “It’s a ROOOster!” “Rooster’s don’t lay eggs!” Chewbecca’s car & Hippie
Bay Jammer
The window paint accident Duckie
“How do you know someone in this troop doesn’t have super sonic hearing?” “They DON’T!” “You’re hurting my ears.” Duckie & Webster
“Competition can’t lean on the van.” “She’s not competition, she’s a chaperone.” “She still plays for the other team.” Stereo & Chewbecca
“Is it black?” “Yes.” “Is it my heart?” Webster, Gremlin, Duckie
“Is it a cloud?” “Whiiiiich cloooooooud?” Gremlin & Duckie
“Don’t be selfish.” 361 Questions
“I’m a hooker.” Sunshine
“I’m hooked on you!” Kelsie
“Good job, Jackie! You killed it!” “Yeah, if I was in that water, I’d be dead.” Gremlin & Duckie
“So…*winks*…I just bought you a drink.” “It was my own money! You just GAVE it to him!” Geli & Duckie
“Welcome to the ship.” “Oh wait…is this for real?” G & Lauren
“What is this?” “It’s technology.” “It’s oldnology.” Cheez-it & Keighleen
“A mosquito just went DOWN my pants!” Catherine
Camping
“Peachy pudgy puppy pies.” Ace
“Here it is!” “…I think I’m giving up scouting. This was my last event. It was fun, guys.” Geneva & Duckie
“This is exactly why we can’t have nice things.” Gremlin
“Whiners never win.” “Well, I’d rather be a whiner than have those pale, pasty, vampire legs that you have!” “Whiners never win and beggars can’t be choosers.” “Well, I’d rather be a whiner with all of the food than a beggar with pale legs.” Gremlin & Duckie
Mak
“There was a guy who got attacked by a shark with a shotgun!” “What?!…oh…I thought you told me to put a shirt on.” Nickle & Ace
“I like to take long romantic walks down the bike path.” Duckie
“All the dust keeps moving.” “Everyone just needs to stop breathing.” Brick & Brazil
“Wondah Woo! Fast and skinny!” Duckie
“Aloha! *deeper voice* A lower ha.” Ken
Devil’s Lake
“I am up. Don’t touch me.” Carissa
“No one here is Aslan, no one is a lion.” Morgan B
“Ashley is one of the sassiest.” “Sasshley.” G & Chewbecca
“It was broken in the Tupperware World Cup.” Rachel
“She’s a gold fish, too.” “A golder fish.” Chewbecca & Mystery
Eagle Cave
“You have a thing.” *points to nothing on Duckie’s shirt* “Ok, so…” “What happened to the thing? Did it disappear?!” Grace & Duckie
“Our sleeping bags are overneath the ceiling.” Monkey
“Boy Scouts to YOU!” Mr. Anderson
“So what do you think?” “Well, I don’t really like guys.” *open mouth of shock* “Oh…didn’t really know.” “Wait, does Becca know? Have you been lying to her?!” “Yes, Becca knows, and she’s ok with it.” Monkey, Mystery, & Cheez-it
“Whoa, back off, Edward Hoverhands.” “Ok, that’s a little creepy.” Webster & Mrs. Runyard
“If anyone hears me yelling and getting farther away, that’s me rolling down the hill.” Rachel
General
“C’mon, I thought you wanted to HIT me!” “With my fist!” Chewbecca & Duckie
“This is possibly the longest conversation I’ve had on how to cook somebody.” Geli
“Cori, will you buy me a soooda?” “No! Don’t do it!” “No. Soda kills.” Stereo, Chewbecca, Pretzel
“They have knots, compass, First Aid, log…dumping.” Hippie
“What time do we leave for camping?” “Three.” “Got it…wait, 3 am?!” Gremlin & Morgan A
“Who’s a fish?” “I am.” “Who else is a fish?” G & Brick
“Good job, Angelica. McKayla, sit up.” Ms. Lunquist
“Nicole, take your clothes off.” *pause for shock, salutes* “…leaving!” Mrs. Spana, Mystery, Chewbecca
“I cut my toe during tubing.” “Did you put anything on it?” “Yeah, ibuprofen, then a band aid.” Brazil & grandma
“Same right arm, same approximate location.” Duckie
*picks up scissors, makes snipping noises by Gremlin’s hair* “No!” *softly whines, chases after* “But we could be twiiiiins…” Duckie & Gremlin
“When I first joined the ship, everyone was like, *sing song voice* ‘We’re all sisters and we’re really close!’ and I thought, *same sing song voice* ‘That’s really cheesy!’ ” Brick
“I know, the ship has ruined me. I now have FRIENDS!” Duckie
“I walked into the middle of ebola.” Ptacek
2015
Snowstorm
“That’s a reflex, not a reaction.” “So then what’s a reaction?” “A reaction…is a reaction.” Chewbecca & Stereo
“I’m looking for my sister.” “Take five steps that way, turn right, and take ten more steps.” *follows directions, runs into a wall* “You lie!” Slips, Chewbecca, Spider Monkey
“No! I’ll have to wear a hot pink bra under my white shirt.” “Is that a tank top?” “Yeah.” “Just wear it underneath.” “But then I’ll be really hot.” “You’re already hot.” “Oh…*zones out*…what?” Brazil & Chewbecca
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know who my sister was.” “HIII!” Steph & Duckie
*hand gesture* “It’s just a necklaaaaace.” Chloe
“And I got you some moustaches, because who doesn’t like moustaches?” Josie K
“No gallivanting.” “No galloping?” “Yes, no gallivanting, and no galloping either. Or frolicking, but skipping is ok.” “What’s frolicking?” “Well, I could show you, but it’s not allowed.” Brick, ??, Brick, Morgan B, Hippie
“No texting your best friends, or your boyfriends.” “My girlfriend’s right here.” “And I’ve already got my shipwife.” Brick, Sashley, Gremlin
“As someone told me when I first came into this ship, you don’t go to events to fall in love.” “Tasha Urbanowitz!” Brick & Hippie
“I have an orange bag here.” “Hey! I have that same bag!” Morgan & Brazil
“Butts are neat.” Tash
“You have nothing to fear but fear itself…and us.” First Aid Judge
“Becca, I’m slow and fat. I can’t do this anymore.” “I’m older and have a bad ankle.” “I have a bad life.” Tasha & Chewbecca
“You got dog residue on you.” Rachel
Josie snowshoeing the sled pull track Papa G
“I’m the hall troll.” Gremlin
“The struggle was real, ok?!” Slips
“Have you eaten yet?” “No…” “Ok, when will you?” “I will…” “Mom, you’re just making excuses, now.” “No, I’m trying to remember what I was doing before I came in here.” Spana, Chewbecca, G
“Oh, I could feel the heat walking over to them!” Hippie
“Apparently someone came to an event to fall in love.” Slips/Rachel
WAM
“This one time, I was tired…” “Only one time?” “Yeah.” “Actually, I believe that.” Val, G, Rainbow, Chewbecca
“My armpits are tender.” Cheez-it
“You don’t love uuuuuus!” Gremlin
Bay
“Hey, we’re doing knots.” “It’s actually pronounced kuh-nots.” “It’s actually pronounced marlin spike.” “Awk.” Tash, Trish, Chewbecca, Trish
“Guys! It’s a Bay Jammer miracle!—” “There are paper towels in the dispensers!” Nickle & Nickle/Ace
“I hear you’re not going to Australia?” “Yeah, the money would be too much. The ship just needs to find a sugar daddy.” Tiff & G
“We’ve already established that the buoy is a wombat!” “…but it’s not.” Wombat & 361
“In my skillet, I’m putting a lighthouse…Bosnia…” Gremlin
“It’s gotta be the right kind of whistle.” “Oh, like ding dong, ding dong, ding dong.” “No, not like a fire hydrant.” Spider Monkey & Geneva
“Beep beep beep beep, wake up!” “No, y’gotta do it like this.” *lays backward on her, starts wriggling* “Tsunami!” *sits on her* “…aftershock.” Brazil & ??
Alaska
“Hey, you’re cute. You should go out with me so we can be cute together.” Gremlin
“I’m remembering a certain pharse involving your sister being a serial killer, and here you are, shaking Gabbie to death.” “When we ask, ‘who used the last of the toilet paper?’, we’re gonna get the answer in a ransom note of magazine clippings.” *silence* “Maria, have you been in the magazines lately?” “…don’t want you to figure out all my secrets.” Chewbecca, Spider Monkey, Sugah
“Val, is this your dirt?” G
“Why you play with sugah?! Sugah not a toy!” waitress (to Sugah)
“It’s sharades. You can’t use props.” “Siiiiiileeeeence!” Chewbecca & Sippy Cup
“What’s inside the coat?” “A dog.” Chewbecca & tour guide
“Take it back! I did nothing with a horse!” Morgan B
“Why are you holding up a pizza?” “To make you hungry.” “Oh…dad, I gotta go. I’m playing a game.” “…yeah. Right.” Carissa & dad
“Failure to say, ‘For Aslan!’ ” “Frasland.” Chewbecca & Spider Monkey
“Three sinks? What is this?!” “Happiness.” “No, happiness is the food still full…er, the foods containers…the food…I’m sopping talking.” Nickle, Mr. Mark, Chewbecca
“Lights out in a half hours, guys.” “But I don’t wanna go to bed, mom!” Gremlin & Ms. Hall
“There’s a boa constrictor in my neighborhood. Its fangs are removed…but it can still eat children up to four.” Morgan B
“Please, just kill me!” Carissa
“I think it’s Meagen.” “The only reason Maria wants me dead is because of cookies.” “Her name IS Sugah.” “It’s true.” Sugah, Gremlin, ??, Sugah
“I have a multi-tool. I have a nail file…and a screwdriver…and a whatever the poop this is.” *laughs hysterically, leans on fish statue* “You’re hugging a fish.” *keeps laughing* “I love the fish.” Nickle, Chewbecca, Josie F, Chewbecca
“I don’t know why I keep using ‘lake.’ It’s an ocean.” “You need to be more Pacific.” G& Mr. Mark
“What’s that?” “A building thingie…ten points, Ravenclaw.” Gremlin & Josie F
“I shall emerge…I will…oh…uhhh.” Morgan B
“We’re going to talk about dinner.” “You mean linner?” “That’s lunch and dinner.” “And the other is dunch. I like dunch better.” “I call it 361 meal.” Gremlin, Josie F, Ms. Hall, Chewbecca, Josie F
“You turn eighteen tomorrow.” “Don’t screw up on your first day.” Chewbecca & Lauren (to Gremlin)
“Fiiiiine, bear! Just get it over with!” Gremlin
“You’re a catch.” “Smooth. That was smooth.” “Yeah, real smooth, Beef Stroganoff.” Gremlin, Ms. Hall, Chewbecca
“What’d they say?” “They wanna get some cookies.” “Yeah!!” *start to exit suburban* “No, they want US to send them cookies.” “Ohhhhh…” Lauren, Chewbecca, Lauren/Sashley, Chewbecca, Lauren/Sashley
“Are you shipping your pants?” Lauren
Devil’s Lake
“If you’re not weird, you’re weird.” Morgan
“I had a cat once. It let me carry it by its head.” Ginger
“Becca, Ramos just attacked Ginger with bleach water and was shouting, ‘There can only be two!’” Morgan
General
“Rumor has it, rich people are paying millions of dollars to expoopience.” Sashley
“Say ‘We need your eggs!’ ” *pause* “The colored and dyed eggs.” “Right, because we don’t have enough money for that.” G, 361, Chewbecca, Hippie
“I need you to sit.” “You could be nicer, Meagen.” “No, I don’t want you to sit!” *rearranges Ramos on the floor* “I only have two arms!” Gremlin & Duckie
“They’re recasting Friends, and I don’t like the girls.” “If you say Cameron Diaz, I agree. I can’t stand her. She’s not a bad actress. It’s just her face. I can’t do it.” Sasshley & Spider Monkey
(during Shipwreck) “I have a job.” *girls switch seats, Duckie throws Ace to the floor* Gremlin, Duckie, Ace
“Everybody do the Nixon.” Regina
“Hey! You took my pillow!” “You got up.” “For responsibilities!” “That’s what it costs to be Boatswain’s Mate.” Sasshley & Lauren