2016
Snowstorm
“On the bright side, my bruise looks like an emoji.” Aly
“Becca doesn’t do mean things.” “Oh!...OH!...” “Not toilet mean things.” Fenton & Sasshley
“You talk too much!” Savannah
“I need someone to say grace.” *hands mic to Duckie* “I haven’t prayed in seven years.” G & Duckie
WAM
“I sleep in one position for two weeks and I have to change.” “You can sleep for two whole weeks? That’s impressive.” Cheez-it & Webster
“Are you educating Becca about make-up?” “They’re showing me the difference in mascara brushes.” “There’s more than one?” Ace & Chewbecca
“Human Anatomy dissects cats.” “They should skin the cat and make it into a hat.” “…y’know, in my Street Law class, they say serial killers start on animals…” Lucia, Spider Monkey, Gremlin
“Awwww…he’s so cute…I could take him right now and no one would know.” Spider Monkey
“I should get liver and onions.” “Don’t, I’ll move.” “Where, to a different state?” “Yes, I will WALK back to Illinois.” Ace & Jess
“Don’t eat ‘til you’re full, eat til you hate yourself.” Gremlin
General
“I got taaaape in my hand and scissors to cuuut, and I’m like, ‘Tape yooouuuu!’ ” Sasshley
“I think you should be hit with the trebuchet first.” “Your knee should be hit first.” “Good luck…I’ll be in Huntley.” “I got this.” Chewbecca & Sasshley
“Do you need help?” “This isn’t my first time stuffing a turkey.” Ace & Monkey
*knocks decorations over, scrambles to right them* “That’s actually what they teach at my dance school.” “…to knock stuff over?” Special K & Gremlin
“This is a shake, not a shimmy.” “What’s a shimmy?” “Where you shake your boobs.” “…I’ve never heard you say that word.” G, Geneva, G, Gremlin
“Where was it?” “…Milwaukee?” “Yes.” “It was Milwaukee, but I don’t know what state.” Gremlin, Aly, Chewbecca
“Kayla and I think we should wear prom dresses.” “No. Half the girls here aren’t old enough to prom.” Gremlin & Webster
Snowstorm
“On the bright side, my bruise looks like an emoji.” Aly
“Becca doesn’t do mean things.” “Oh!...OH!...” “Not toilet mean things.” Fenton & Sasshley
“You talk too much!” Savannah
“I need someone to say grace.” *hands mic to Duckie* “I haven’t prayed in seven years.” G & Duckie
WAM
“I sleep in one position for two weeks and I have to change.” “You can sleep for two whole weeks? That’s impressive.” Cheez-it & Webster
“Are you educating Becca about make-up?” “They’re showing me the difference in mascara brushes.” “There’s more than one?” Ace & Chewbecca
“Human Anatomy dissects cats.” “They should skin the cat and make it into a hat.” “…y’know, in my Street Law class, they say serial killers start on animals…” Lucia, Spider Monkey, Gremlin
“Awwww…he’s so cute…I could take him right now and no one would know.” Spider Monkey
“I should get liver and onions.” “Don’t, I’ll move.” “Where, to a different state?” “Yes, I will WALK back to Illinois.” Ace & Jess
“Don’t eat ‘til you’re full, eat til you hate yourself.” Gremlin
General
“I got taaaape in my hand and scissors to cuuut, and I’m like, ‘Tape yooouuuu!’ ” Sasshley
“I think you should be hit with the trebuchet first.” “Your knee should be hit first.” “Good luck…I’ll be in Huntley.” “I got this.” Chewbecca & Sasshley
“Do you need help?” “This isn’t my first time stuffing a turkey.” Ace & Monkey
*knocks decorations over, scrambles to right them* “That’s actually what they teach at my dance school.” “…to knock stuff over?” Special K & Gremlin
“This is a shake, not a shimmy.” “What’s a shimmy?” “Where you shake your boobs.” “…I’ve never heard you say that word.” G, Geneva, G, Gremlin
“Where was it?” “…Milwaukee?” “Yes.” “It was Milwaukee, but I don’t know what state.” Gremlin, Aly, Chewbecca
“Kayla and I think we should wear prom dresses.” “No. Half the girls here aren’t old enough to prom.” Gremlin & Webster