2009
Snowstorm
“You’re my doorstar.” Sharkbait
“I don’t like being put in the Pharse Book…it makes me feel stupid.” Sharkbait
“For a quarter, you can get a free pencil!” Kayla C.
“Do you need anything?” “Peace on Earth, goodwill toward man.” “You stole it out of my hand.” Chewbecca & Kys
“This is like wood, but it’s blue…and it’s not.” Devin H.
“Yo mama’s so fat…she jumped in the ocean…no!” Kayla C.
WAM
“Melissa, where’s your permission slip?” Kayla R.
“I can taste oxygen!” Casey
“Um…Target sign?” Chewbecca
“Yeah, we’re naturals…came out of the womb with our umbilical cords and went YAAAAAH!” Chewbecca
“Honestly, I don’t have words on my butt.” Oradami
“It’s a legitimate…decoy.” John C.
“Eyaaaaak!” Kayla C.
Rock River Regatta
“Flying kangaroo ninja bear.” Smiles
“Don’t lick!” Manda
“Either way, you’re fucked up.” Manda
Bay Jammer
“You’re making monkey meat!?” “Yeah.” “Awwwww man!” Manda & G
“The purple monkey flies at midnight!” Smalls
“So, funny story about goat cheese…” Chewbecca
“Open up your plans and inappropriate word, you’re free…” Trisha
“That’s so (fucking) rude!” Smalls
“I don’t want to die again.” “You didn’t die last time!” “I died a little, on the inside.” “You’ve done that four times already!” Smalls, Manda, Smalls, & Miranda
“Who’s your queen candidate?” “Ethan Miller is our king.” T Dawg & Dale
“You can’t mix Sesame Street and techno…that’s why it’s called tech-NO!” Melissa
“You should really put some clothes on.” “You…should really put…some clothes off.” G & Smart One
“The stove’s off, hon.” “I know. Lisa turned it off.” “Then why are you still stirring?” Chewbecca & Allie T.
“Lisa, your bra strap is showing, you trollup!” CB
“Mrs. Glon, I was probably the first to hate you.” Giggles
“It’s the leader of all the leaders!” Smart One, qtd. by Mrs. Maffei
“Ah! There’s a bug on my candle!” Smalls
“I’m gonna cut off my feet.” “Ok.” Casey & Smiles
“What is the number of the people in charge of the Hooker Race?” G
Camping
“Does anyone know onion care? Do they have to be coolerized?” Casey
“That means we could go to Niagara Falls?” “Sure!” “Really?” “They’re in New York!” “Can I get out of the car now?” Miranda, Chewbecca, Tash, Chewbecca, & CB
“Ariel, are we still married from when you got in my pants?” Casey
“You know what we have to remember to get tomorrow?” “A cake.” G & Oradami
“What’s fluffy and pink?” “A dragon.” Stereo & Allie T.
“I don’t do foods that are blue.” Stereo
“Dude, dude, dude…what would happen if I unplugged their trailer?…heh heh heh.” Smalls
“How do they do that? (How’d he get his pants up so quick?)” Tash
“Biiiiiiig spideeeeeer!” *stomp* CB & Smalls
“Distraction, distraaaaaaction, distractiooooooon…what letter am I on?” Miranda
Blackhawk
“Ooooooh! I already asked her!” Smart One
Makahiki
“Waukesha!…it’s on the box.” Manda
“What’s Ariel doing in a box?…oh, she must be homesick.” Sharkbait
“I’m the pipe bomb!” Sharkbait
“My ringtone is Vibrate.” Tash
“Airplane!” Manda
“That’s a good way to keep boys out of your pants.” Smart One
“Can I punch your face?…please?” Sharkbait
“Where’s Kelly?” “Kissing Melissa.” G & T Dawg
“I’m like the bear that kills the horse.” Khalena
“He was kissing her.” “He was on heavy doses of Vicodin.” “So if we’re high, it’s ok?” CB, G, & Chewbecca
“I’d hit that.” Chewbecca
“He can’t drink from the bottle if He is the bottle.” Smart One
“Hey Kelly! Wanna do something G won’t let us do?” “Sure!” “…HEY KELLY! Wanna do something G won’t let us do?” “YEAH! LET’S DO IT!” “…HEY KELLY! Wanna do something G won’t let us do?” “WANNA MAKE OUT!?” CB & Smart One
Devil’s Lake
“How do you spell ‘absolutely?’” “A-b-s-ooooooolutely!” Khalena & Casey
“It’s witchcraft!” Casey G.
“There’s a hole there!” Mrs. A.
“Are these the directions?” Mrs. A.
“Lazy crazy weirdo.” *spoon down* Khalena & Allie
Eagle Cave
“Hey mom? Are you still Christmas shopping? I want UP!” Casey G.
“Hey, is 14 a horizontal or a vertical road?” “…horizontal. Very hard to drive on a vertical road.” Miranda & Chewbecca
“Stockholm Inn ice is the best because it melts in your mouth.” Kayla C.
“You don’t get reception underground.” “The cave’s underground?!” Casey G. & Sunshine
“We lost our virginity together!” Kayla C.
“Whoa! Those rocks just had a kid!” Kayla C.
“Suck it up, princess!” Collin R.
“She’s a witch…just with a different consonant in front.” Miranda
“Jordan, are you playing ‘block those with your face?’ ” Mr. Johnson
General
“Pssst, elf! Who’s sick?” Smart One
“No hiding in ovens.” CB
“Beth? Oh, she’s writing my nephew.” G (heard as ‘riding my nephew’)
“SMILE!” Smart One
“Why do you have a peace sign up?” Miranda
“It’s like a black hole! Nothing comes out of there!” Smalls
“Gaseous outlet.” Sharkbait
“Can I have a Stone Eagle Caesar with lettuce and tomato?” “With what?” “Lettuce and tomato.” “…it comes with lettuce.” Chewbecca & Waittress Megan
2010
Snowstorm
“You say ‘potato,’ I say ‘Sara.’ ” Sharkbait
“Just kidding, Miranda—I love you!” “Do NOT!” Mags & Mrs. Brown
“Who brought the fruit?” (re: a veggie tray) Miranda
“It’s really cool!” “I didn’t see it…I mean I saw it, but I didn’t get it.” Giggles & Manda
WAM
“You take a can of Redi-whip and shove it in the hole.” Rhya
“I don’t have a personal bubble any more.” “Why, did you and your friends destroy it?” “No, I joined 361.” Stereo & Kelsie
“I wish it was ok to take off my pants, but it’s not.” Stereo
“There are a lot of things above sea level.” “Including your face.” Chewbecca & Oradami
Rock River Regatta
“We drew it from a wheat germ.” “A wheat germ? Wheat germ!? It comes from wheat?!” Oradami & Allie
“That’s funny ‘cause you’re not funny.” Oradami
“Hey guys, this one’s leaking.” Paige
“I’m like that interrupting cow—baaaa!” Giggles
“I can’t fly to Alaska. I don’t like flying.” “It’s ok, I have drugs you can use.” Kayla C & R.
“You have airplane medicine?” “Medicine for people on airplanes.” Kayla C. & Chewbecca
“That other A word.” “Adjective?” “No, that’s a short story.” Kayla C. & Chewbecca
Bay Jammer
“Would it be awkward if I took my pants off?” Tash
"Well, flamigos are pink 'cause their parents ate shrimp too." "Oh! Does that mean my parents ate cotton?" Sunshine & Smiles
"Your cat has a room!?" Giggles
“Minions, assemble!” Megan M.
"I was wondering why my purse was so heavy." Manda
"Waaaaaaa..." Megan M., Giggles, & Mrs. Reed
"No, Marijo knocked the wind out of the log." Chewbecca
"I just drove here." Mrs. Clay & Mrs. Reed
"I'm not a swailing sailor." Pretzel
"Sophomores, sophomores, don't be shy, let us hear your battlecry!" "WE'RE THE BEST!" 361 & Trish
"It's not my fault! I'm lazy!...hurry up, you're dropping me!" Marijo
"You killed the fly!" "It was dead before I stepped on it." Cortez & Allie T.
"I can't breathe! I'm too short!" Bree
“Open your mouth.” John C.
“Well then I—I’m TALKING again!” T Dawg
“That Becca is a Mexican homestead?” John C.
Camping
“I brought my portable microwave.” “You did?!” Megan M. & Miranda
“TASHA TASHA I really wanna watch you walk my way and finally say that I *bum bum* love you, JAMES!” Stereo
Makahiki
“I think it was due to the fact that neither of you could hear very well.” “Neither of us could what?” Chewbecca & Mama Liz
“If you’re the Scooby Gang, Ben’s Fred.” “No.” “Then…who is he?” “Yes.” Chewbecca & John C.
“Sarcasm much?” “That’s just one more service we offer here.” “Copy.” *spittake* Country, Chewbecca, Stereo, Smiles
“No! No yars for Shannon!” Vickie
“It’s on your front.” Mama Liz
“What’s the flavor of the day, Becca?” “Your mom.” Stereo & Chewbecca
“Becca started texting and it just came out letters.” Stereo
“Somebody throw Shamu back in the water.” *elbow pound* Marijo & Ben B.
Fall Fun Rally
“Chips Ahoy Chicken?!” Mama Liz
“What state are we in?” “Illinois. Where are you from?” “…Illinois.” Mama Liz & gas station cashier
“How do you feel about marsupials?” Chewbecca
“What about the BP?” “We are not going to that BP.” Liz M. & Chewbecca
“I cannot read maps well. What route are we taking?” “251 out of Davis Junction.” “Oh wow! It goes all the way up to Canada?” “Really!?” “Oh…that’s Wisconsin.” Kayla C., G, ??, & Kayla C.
Devil’s Lake
“It’s like we’re walking!” Bree
“And secondly—oh my GOSH that’s a leaf.” T Dawg
Tree Ship
“Is that the truck that goes like this?” “No, Eve, that’s a dump truck.” Lefty & Liz M.
“All right, ladies…let’s go horizontal.” Mrs. Enderle
“No, he’s too egotistical.” “What’s that mean?” “You know what ‘ego’ means?” “Yeah.” “Do you know what tistical means?” “No.” Chewbecca, Stereo, Smiles, Stereo
Eagle Cave
“You can’t be vampires. How would you see the sunset?” “With a flashlight!!” Chewbecca & Stereo
“What’s after H-O in HORSE?” “…r.” Stereo & Oradami
General
“I used to play soccer.” “Why’d you quit?” “The field got too big.” Chewbecca & Oradami
“There’s also volleyball. If anyone knows how to play volleyball…” “I know how to get hit by a volleyball.” Sharkbait & Lauren
“That’s why my mom packed me so much food!” Tash
“I have that waterbottle!” “Me too!” Cori & Oradami
“I wonder how it came to be named soccer.” “Beacause of the soccer ball.” Chewbecca & Country
“Last time I checked, Becca, you weren’t a guy.” “When’s the last time you checked?!” Allie & Smart One
2011
Snowstorm
*points* “Masking tape!” “…Be-cca.” Stereo & Chewbecca
“Does anyone even know who said ‘Don’t give up the ship?’ ” “I do!…it was some famous guy who died, right?” Chewbecca & Lefty
“I love my turtle picture, with my name spelled wrong.” “No, see—that’s the turtle’s name.” Kelsie & Gwyneth
“She was so busy, she lost a sock.” “She actually got in a fight, you should see the other guys.” “He lost both socks.” Chewbecca & Sunshine
“Is there a dial you can turn to make them better?” “Yeah, ‘Off.’ ” Sarah S & Caitlyn
“The sheepshank is G.” Oradami
Rock River
“We’re five minutes late, girls!” “Oh well, that’s actually pretty good.” Kayla & Smiles
“Cut.” *put cards down, realize Mel’s not playing* “Ohhhhh…” “Heh, I win.” Mel & Mao players
“How come girls can’t wear tankinis, but guys can wear Speedos?” “That’s sexist—I’m gonna swim nude.” Liz & Marijo
“I will come out of the shadows and slap you.” “I didn’t know that’s what happens.” “Oh it does, to everybody—I’m very busy.” Chewbecca & Adami
“That’s weird coming from an elephant.” Chewbecca
Bay Jammer
“Who wants to see a beaver dam so badly that there are five exits?” “Sarah, Beaver Dam’s a town.” Cortez & Smiles
“What’s the difference…” “Purple!” Chewbecca & Smart One
*takes a cookie in plain view* “Who did that!?” Sharkbait
“You better not wear a shirt!” G
“Wait, Beth Ann, no, no no NO AHHHHH!” Drill Team
Alaska
“Who the explicative said these girls can’t have showers?” Stu
“Marijo, stop eating and steer.” Stereo
“Jaaaaack Liiiiink!” Marijo
“Completely rearrange furniture. Be beautiful. Take over the world. PS Clean the toilets.” T Dawg
“In Alaska!” Sunshine
“Sorry for making fun of your country.” Sunshine
“I’m the catch of the day!” Sunshine
“Oh cool! Cell phone charms!” 361
“True Alaskan Question…” 361
“But it’s my last event!” Casey
“If I was a bear right now, you’d be dead.” Keenan
“I don’t think they have a lot of milk cows in Alaska.” “No, I think they get it from planes.” “How do you milk a plane?” Chewbecca & D
“Wow, you’re pretty good. Maybe you should sit and play.” “You really should sit.” “…is that a fat joke?” Chewbecca, BAM, & Dominique
“She’d make a good muffin.” Stereo
“Ahhhh…it’s a worm.” Cortez
General
“And I’m in love with Logan Lerman. I made a fake Facebook for him and married him.” “I did too!” Diana & Cassie
“If your room’s never been purple, stand up.” Sunshine
“What’s the magic word?” “Now.” Chewbecca & Stereo
“And who even knows the difference between an alligator and a llama anyway?” Lefty
“How do we make ‘chocolate’ start with a p?” “P’chocolate.” Chewbecca & Beth Ann
“Better question—why don’t you have toilet paper in your car?” “Because I don’t plan on going to the bathroom in my car.” Chewbecca & Cortez
“You know what’s hard? Being a mime.” Kayla C.
“Buy a glowstick, get one small child free!” Smiles
“Wham! Worm’s decapitated!…ha! Get it!? De’cap’itated!” Chewbecca
“Stop running in the gym! Can they run in the gym?…oh. Continue running!” Oradami
“At least you could have caviar.” “Ewww.” “Well I eat chicken eggs.” “Really?!..oh, chicken eggs are real eggs.” Marijo, Cortez, & Sunshine
“G, do you allow spooning in your house?” “…sorry, what?” “Nothing.” “Did you ask if I allow skinnydipping?” Stereo & G
“I’m Melissa Olson, formerly Olson.” Sharkbait
“Hope…hope is like an eagle.” Marijo
“Failure to say, ‘It’s official, my mother drank pool water when she was pregnant with me.’ ” “…obviously…” Stereo & Tash
“I sew all my patches on…that’s why there’s only two on there.” Gwyn
“Ship full of ships.” G
“We are finished cooking kickies!” Chewbecca
“Becca, do you have a K?” Monkey
“Shut up!” “Hey, we don’t say that either.” “…‘a’?” Monkey & Chewbecca
“If you see a person who looks like they work here, ask them where the bus is.” “…right, if we see a person that looks like a bus, we need to ask for a person who works here.” G & Sunshine
“I think everyone’s here.” “Except Tasha. She’s not here because she’s ugly.” Chewbecca & Momo
“Do you want to play a game?” “Sure!…wait, NO! Not if it involves my eyes.” Chewbecca & Momo
“Hey Emily, how ya doin’?” “I’m really bad at this!” Pretzel & Emily
“HEY! You can’t do the Bernie sitting down!” *gets down from sitting on counter* “…Nah, I don’t wanna do it.” Ketchum
“She’s like one of those Chinese finger traps. The more I wiggle, the tighter it gets.” “I’m Asian?!” Cortez & Lefty
Snowstorm
“You’re my doorstar.” Sharkbait
“I don’t like being put in the Pharse Book…it makes me feel stupid.” Sharkbait
“For a quarter, you can get a free pencil!” Kayla C.
“Do you need anything?” “Peace on Earth, goodwill toward man.” “You stole it out of my hand.” Chewbecca & Kys
“This is like wood, but it’s blue…and it’s not.” Devin H.
“Yo mama’s so fat…she jumped in the ocean…no!” Kayla C.
WAM
“Melissa, where’s your permission slip?” Kayla R.
“I can taste oxygen!” Casey
“Um…Target sign?” Chewbecca
“Yeah, we’re naturals…came out of the womb with our umbilical cords and went YAAAAAH!” Chewbecca
“Honestly, I don’t have words on my butt.” Oradami
“It’s a legitimate…decoy.” John C.
“Eyaaaaak!” Kayla C.
Rock River Regatta
“Flying kangaroo ninja bear.” Smiles
“Don’t lick!” Manda
“Either way, you’re fucked up.” Manda
Bay Jammer
“You’re making monkey meat!?” “Yeah.” “Awwwww man!” Manda & G
“The purple monkey flies at midnight!” Smalls
“So, funny story about goat cheese…” Chewbecca
“Open up your plans and inappropriate word, you’re free…” Trisha
“That’s so (fucking) rude!” Smalls
“I don’t want to die again.” “You didn’t die last time!” “I died a little, on the inside.” “You’ve done that four times already!” Smalls, Manda, Smalls, & Miranda
“Who’s your queen candidate?” “Ethan Miller is our king.” T Dawg & Dale
“You can’t mix Sesame Street and techno…that’s why it’s called tech-NO!” Melissa
“You should really put some clothes on.” “You…should really put…some clothes off.” G & Smart One
“The stove’s off, hon.” “I know. Lisa turned it off.” “Then why are you still stirring?” Chewbecca & Allie T.
“Lisa, your bra strap is showing, you trollup!” CB
“Mrs. Glon, I was probably the first to hate you.” Giggles
“It’s the leader of all the leaders!” Smart One, qtd. by Mrs. Maffei
“Ah! There’s a bug on my candle!” Smalls
“I’m gonna cut off my feet.” “Ok.” Casey & Smiles
“What is the number of the people in charge of the Hooker Race?” G
Camping
“Does anyone know onion care? Do they have to be coolerized?” Casey
“That means we could go to Niagara Falls?” “Sure!” “Really?” “They’re in New York!” “Can I get out of the car now?” Miranda, Chewbecca, Tash, Chewbecca, & CB
“Ariel, are we still married from when you got in my pants?” Casey
“You know what we have to remember to get tomorrow?” “A cake.” G & Oradami
“What’s fluffy and pink?” “A dragon.” Stereo & Allie T.
“I don’t do foods that are blue.” Stereo
“Dude, dude, dude…what would happen if I unplugged their trailer?…heh heh heh.” Smalls
“How do they do that? (How’d he get his pants up so quick?)” Tash
“Biiiiiiig spideeeeeer!” *stomp* CB & Smalls
“Distraction, distraaaaaaction, distractiooooooon…what letter am I on?” Miranda
Blackhawk
“Ooooooh! I already asked her!” Smart One
Makahiki
“Waukesha!…it’s on the box.” Manda
“What’s Ariel doing in a box?…oh, she must be homesick.” Sharkbait
“I’m the pipe bomb!” Sharkbait
“My ringtone is Vibrate.” Tash
“Airplane!” Manda
“That’s a good way to keep boys out of your pants.” Smart One
“Can I punch your face?…please?” Sharkbait
“Where’s Kelly?” “Kissing Melissa.” G & T Dawg
“I’m like the bear that kills the horse.” Khalena
“He was kissing her.” “He was on heavy doses of Vicodin.” “So if we’re high, it’s ok?” CB, G, & Chewbecca
“I’d hit that.” Chewbecca
“He can’t drink from the bottle if He is the bottle.” Smart One
“Hey Kelly! Wanna do something G won’t let us do?” “Sure!” “…HEY KELLY! Wanna do something G won’t let us do?” “YEAH! LET’S DO IT!” “…HEY KELLY! Wanna do something G won’t let us do?” “WANNA MAKE OUT!?” CB & Smart One
Devil’s Lake
“How do you spell ‘absolutely?’” “A-b-s-ooooooolutely!” Khalena & Casey
“It’s witchcraft!” Casey G.
“There’s a hole there!” Mrs. A.
“Are these the directions?” Mrs. A.
“Lazy crazy weirdo.” *spoon down* Khalena & Allie
Eagle Cave
“Hey mom? Are you still Christmas shopping? I want UP!” Casey G.
“Hey, is 14 a horizontal or a vertical road?” “…horizontal. Very hard to drive on a vertical road.” Miranda & Chewbecca
“Stockholm Inn ice is the best because it melts in your mouth.” Kayla C.
“You don’t get reception underground.” “The cave’s underground?!” Casey G. & Sunshine
“We lost our virginity together!” Kayla C.
“Whoa! Those rocks just had a kid!” Kayla C.
“Suck it up, princess!” Collin R.
“She’s a witch…just with a different consonant in front.” Miranda
“Jordan, are you playing ‘block those with your face?’ ” Mr. Johnson
General
“Pssst, elf! Who’s sick?” Smart One
“No hiding in ovens.” CB
“Beth? Oh, she’s writing my nephew.” G (heard as ‘riding my nephew’)
“SMILE!” Smart One
“Why do you have a peace sign up?” Miranda
“It’s like a black hole! Nothing comes out of there!” Smalls
“Gaseous outlet.” Sharkbait
“Can I have a Stone Eagle Caesar with lettuce and tomato?” “With what?” “Lettuce and tomato.” “…it comes with lettuce.” Chewbecca & Waittress Megan
2010
Snowstorm
“You say ‘potato,’ I say ‘Sara.’ ” Sharkbait
“Just kidding, Miranda—I love you!” “Do NOT!” Mags & Mrs. Brown
“Who brought the fruit?” (re: a veggie tray) Miranda
“It’s really cool!” “I didn’t see it…I mean I saw it, but I didn’t get it.” Giggles & Manda
WAM
“You take a can of Redi-whip and shove it in the hole.” Rhya
“I don’t have a personal bubble any more.” “Why, did you and your friends destroy it?” “No, I joined 361.” Stereo & Kelsie
“I wish it was ok to take off my pants, but it’s not.” Stereo
“There are a lot of things above sea level.” “Including your face.” Chewbecca & Oradami
Rock River Regatta
“We drew it from a wheat germ.” “A wheat germ? Wheat germ!? It comes from wheat?!” Oradami & Allie
“That’s funny ‘cause you’re not funny.” Oradami
“Hey guys, this one’s leaking.” Paige
“I’m like that interrupting cow—baaaa!” Giggles
“I can’t fly to Alaska. I don’t like flying.” “It’s ok, I have drugs you can use.” Kayla C & R.
“You have airplane medicine?” “Medicine for people on airplanes.” Kayla C. & Chewbecca
“That other A word.” “Adjective?” “No, that’s a short story.” Kayla C. & Chewbecca
Bay Jammer
“Would it be awkward if I took my pants off?” Tash
"Well, flamigos are pink 'cause their parents ate shrimp too." "Oh! Does that mean my parents ate cotton?" Sunshine & Smiles
"Your cat has a room!?" Giggles
“Minions, assemble!” Megan M.
"I was wondering why my purse was so heavy." Manda
"Waaaaaaa..." Megan M., Giggles, & Mrs. Reed
"No, Marijo knocked the wind out of the log." Chewbecca
"I just drove here." Mrs. Clay & Mrs. Reed
"I'm not a swailing sailor." Pretzel
"Sophomores, sophomores, don't be shy, let us hear your battlecry!" "WE'RE THE BEST!" 361 & Trish
"It's not my fault! I'm lazy!...hurry up, you're dropping me!" Marijo
"You killed the fly!" "It was dead before I stepped on it." Cortez & Allie T.
"I can't breathe! I'm too short!" Bree
“Open your mouth.” John C.
“Well then I—I’m TALKING again!” T Dawg
“That Becca is a Mexican homestead?” John C.
Camping
“I brought my portable microwave.” “You did?!” Megan M. & Miranda
“TASHA TASHA I really wanna watch you walk my way and finally say that I *bum bum* love you, JAMES!” Stereo
Makahiki
“I think it was due to the fact that neither of you could hear very well.” “Neither of us could what?” Chewbecca & Mama Liz
“If you’re the Scooby Gang, Ben’s Fred.” “No.” “Then…who is he?” “Yes.” Chewbecca & John C.
“Sarcasm much?” “That’s just one more service we offer here.” “Copy.” *spittake* Country, Chewbecca, Stereo, Smiles
“No! No yars for Shannon!” Vickie
“It’s on your front.” Mama Liz
“What’s the flavor of the day, Becca?” “Your mom.” Stereo & Chewbecca
“Becca started texting and it just came out letters.” Stereo
“Somebody throw Shamu back in the water.” *elbow pound* Marijo & Ben B.
Fall Fun Rally
“Chips Ahoy Chicken?!” Mama Liz
“What state are we in?” “Illinois. Where are you from?” “…Illinois.” Mama Liz & gas station cashier
“How do you feel about marsupials?” Chewbecca
“What about the BP?” “We are not going to that BP.” Liz M. & Chewbecca
“I cannot read maps well. What route are we taking?” “251 out of Davis Junction.” “Oh wow! It goes all the way up to Canada?” “Really!?” “Oh…that’s Wisconsin.” Kayla C., G, ??, & Kayla C.
Devil’s Lake
“It’s like we’re walking!” Bree
“And secondly—oh my GOSH that’s a leaf.” T Dawg
Tree Ship
“Is that the truck that goes like this?” “No, Eve, that’s a dump truck.” Lefty & Liz M.
“All right, ladies…let’s go horizontal.” Mrs. Enderle
“No, he’s too egotistical.” “What’s that mean?” “You know what ‘ego’ means?” “Yeah.” “Do you know what tistical means?” “No.” Chewbecca, Stereo, Smiles, Stereo
Eagle Cave
“You can’t be vampires. How would you see the sunset?” “With a flashlight!!” Chewbecca & Stereo
“What’s after H-O in HORSE?” “…r.” Stereo & Oradami
General
“I used to play soccer.” “Why’d you quit?” “The field got too big.” Chewbecca & Oradami
“There’s also volleyball. If anyone knows how to play volleyball…” “I know how to get hit by a volleyball.” Sharkbait & Lauren
“That’s why my mom packed me so much food!” Tash
“I have that waterbottle!” “Me too!” Cori & Oradami
“I wonder how it came to be named soccer.” “Beacause of the soccer ball.” Chewbecca & Country
“Last time I checked, Becca, you weren’t a guy.” “When’s the last time you checked?!” Allie & Smart One
2011
Snowstorm
*points* “Masking tape!” “…Be-cca.” Stereo & Chewbecca
“Does anyone even know who said ‘Don’t give up the ship?’ ” “I do!…it was some famous guy who died, right?” Chewbecca & Lefty
“I love my turtle picture, with my name spelled wrong.” “No, see—that’s the turtle’s name.” Kelsie & Gwyneth
“She was so busy, she lost a sock.” “She actually got in a fight, you should see the other guys.” “He lost both socks.” Chewbecca & Sunshine
“Is there a dial you can turn to make them better?” “Yeah, ‘Off.’ ” Sarah S & Caitlyn
“The sheepshank is G.” Oradami
Rock River
“We’re five minutes late, girls!” “Oh well, that’s actually pretty good.” Kayla & Smiles
“Cut.” *put cards down, realize Mel’s not playing* “Ohhhhh…” “Heh, I win.” Mel & Mao players
“How come girls can’t wear tankinis, but guys can wear Speedos?” “That’s sexist—I’m gonna swim nude.” Liz & Marijo
“I will come out of the shadows and slap you.” “I didn’t know that’s what happens.” “Oh it does, to everybody—I’m very busy.” Chewbecca & Adami
“That’s weird coming from an elephant.” Chewbecca
Bay Jammer
“Who wants to see a beaver dam so badly that there are five exits?” “Sarah, Beaver Dam’s a town.” Cortez & Smiles
“What’s the difference…” “Purple!” Chewbecca & Smart One
*takes a cookie in plain view* “Who did that!?” Sharkbait
“You better not wear a shirt!” G
“Wait, Beth Ann, no, no no NO AHHHHH!” Drill Team
Alaska
“Who the explicative said these girls can’t have showers?” Stu
“Marijo, stop eating and steer.” Stereo
“Jaaaaack Liiiiink!” Marijo
“Completely rearrange furniture. Be beautiful. Take over the world. PS Clean the toilets.” T Dawg
“In Alaska!” Sunshine
“Sorry for making fun of your country.” Sunshine
“I’m the catch of the day!” Sunshine
“Oh cool! Cell phone charms!” 361
“True Alaskan Question…” 361
“But it’s my last event!” Casey
“If I was a bear right now, you’d be dead.” Keenan
“I don’t think they have a lot of milk cows in Alaska.” “No, I think they get it from planes.” “How do you milk a plane?” Chewbecca & D
“Wow, you’re pretty good. Maybe you should sit and play.” “You really should sit.” “…is that a fat joke?” Chewbecca, BAM, & Dominique
“She’d make a good muffin.” Stereo
“Ahhhh…it’s a worm.” Cortez
General
“And I’m in love with Logan Lerman. I made a fake Facebook for him and married him.” “I did too!” Diana & Cassie
“If your room’s never been purple, stand up.” Sunshine
“What’s the magic word?” “Now.” Chewbecca & Stereo
“And who even knows the difference between an alligator and a llama anyway?” Lefty
“How do we make ‘chocolate’ start with a p?” “P’chocolate.” Chewbecca & Beth Ann
“Better question—why don’t you have toilet paper in your car?” “Because I don’t plan on going to the bathroom in my car.” Chewbecca & Cortez
“You know what’s hard? Being a mime.” Kayla C.
“Buy a glowstick, get one small child free!” Smiles
“Wham! Worm’s decapitated!…ha! Get it!? De’cap’itated!” Chewbecca
“Stop running in the gym! Can they run in the gym?…oh. Continue running!” Oradami
“At least you could have caviar.” “Ewww.” “Well I eat chicken eggs.” “Really?!..oh, chicken eggs are real eggs.” Marijo, Cortez, & Sunshine
“G, do you allow spooning in your house?” “…sorry, what?” “Nothing.” “Did you ask if I allow skinnydipping?” Stereo & G
“I’m Melissa Olson, formerly Olson.” Sharkbait
“Hope…hope is like an eagle.” Marijo
“Failure to say, ‘It’s official, my mother drank pool water when she was pregnant with me.’ ” “…obviously…” Stereo & Tash
“I sew all my patches on…that’s why there’s only two on there.” Gwyn
“Ship full of ships.” G
“We are finished cooking kickies!” Chewbecca
“Becca, do you have a K?” Monkey
“Shut up!” “Hey, we don’t say that either.” “…‘a’?” Monkey & Chewbecca
“If you see a person who looks like they work here, ask them where the bus is.” “…right, if we see a person that looks like a bus, we need to ask for a person who works here.” G & Sunshine
“I think everyone’s here.” “Except Tasha. She’s not here because she’s ugly.” Chewbecca & Momo
“Do you want to play a game?” “Sure!…wait, NO! Not if it involves my eyes.” Chewbecca & Momo
“Hey Emily, how ya doin’?” “I’m really bad at this!” Pretzel & Emily
“HEY! You can’t do the Bernie sitting down!” *gets down from sitting on counter* “…Nah, I don’t wanna do it.” Ketchum
“She’s like one of those Chinese finger traps. The more I wiggle, the tighter it gets.” “I’m Asian?!” Cortez & Lefty