2006
Badger
“Why is there cottage cheese on the ceiling?” Kenzie
“Holy bladder infection!” Shayla
“We need some stripper up in here.” Audrey
Colorado
“Look at how they spelled ‘buses!’ I go to Harlem and I know how to spell that!” “How did they spell it?” “B-u-s-s-e-s.” “Well, how do you spell it?” “B-u-s-e-s.” “Oh, I was just kidding.” “No you weren’t.” “So?” Nikki A. & Allie H.
“Ok G, if you see any cool jewelry in there, I want you to come to the door and go, ‘Caw caw!’ ” *fingers over head like bunny ears* Nikki A.
“What a dumb…poopy!” Nikki A.
“Gee, G.” Allie H.
“We’re gonna get arrowed to death—not shot, arrowed!” Nikki A.
“How do you spell ‘ancestors?’” “A-n-c-e-s-t-o-r-s.” “Apparently you don’t know how because you can’t even spell ‘bumps.’” “Yes I can.” “B-u-m-b-s?” Allie H., Nikki A., Smart One, Allie H., & Smart One
“There are no cars, but I do see a large teepee coming this way.” Nikki A.
“Look, that kid over there is carrying his dog.” “It’s probably his seeing eye dog.” “A Chihuahua?” Nikki H., Nikki A., & Smart One
“This is Alabama.” “Did you see a sign?” “Not the state!” “Good thing Allie knows her geography.” “We’re in Minneso…where are we?” “Oklahoma.” Sammi, Allie H., Sammi, G, Sammi, & G
“Let me pick my nose in peace!” Nikki A.
“Hey guess what I just pulled out from under my butt?” Sammi
“Now that you’ve won the National Cow Pie Throwing Contest, what do you have to say?” “I love poop.” G & Nikki A.
“It died.” “How?” “It got an infected leg from a cut.” “Couldn’t they just decapitate it?” “I don’t think that would’ve helped much.” G, Smart One, G, Sammi, & Nikki H.
“It was a mule deer.” “That’s an interesting breed.” “Well, it’s not like they actually mix a mule and a deer.” “Oh…I thought they did.” Smart One & Allie H.
“Are we going to see the Grand Canyon today?” “No! The Grand Canyon is in Utah!” “Actually, the Grand Canyon is in Arizona.” *said in Wisconsin* Nikki A., Nikki H., & Smart One
Bay & Camping
“I’m not self-conscious. I’m a sexy *.” Nikki A.
“That’s ‘cause I’m a…I was gonna say something.” Manda
“It’s the Village People!” Allie H.
“Look, it’s all green, and…there.” Kys
“Lucky *.” Smart One
“Nikki’s arms are so long she looks like a freakin’ fish!” “Nikki, fish don’t have arms.” Nikki H. & Chewbecca
“You’re the best breaststokers I’ve seen!” Sammi
“Name the first vegetable that comes to mind.” “Hippo.” Chewbecca & Kenzie
“Company, Frank Right, Frank!” Kysa
“Do you know what a pomegranate is?” “Those are those things you plug into the wall, right?” Chewbecca & Shayla
“They’re bursting!” Smart One
“Everybody, grab a wall of the tent…and shake it.” “Watch ‘em fly!” Kenzie & Smart One
“I can see the buzzing.” Smart One
“Look! There it is!” “Where!?” “Made you look!” “Ohhhhh…” Kenzie & Smart One
“That one’s a squirter!” Smart One
“Shoe me! Shoe me!” Kenzie
“We’re professional mosquito bur…” “Killers.” “What were you gonna say?” “Bursters.” Smart One, Shayla, Chewbecca, & Smart One
“Is it on a leash?” Shayla
“I have a rabbit that’s got a hoe.” Smalls
Blackhawk Regatta
“Cinderstupid.” Shayla
“What is Cinderblock’s real name?” Andrew
Makahiki
“Puke me!” Mags
“At the park?” Giggles
“I wonder if we can do a scout song on the ducks.” “Ah, ‘Kill Me.’” G & Smalls
“They got abduckted.” Sharkbait
“I love freaks!” Audrey
“I can’t blow myself.” Audrey
“ ‘Girls Gone Stupid!’ ” Dave B.
“Poodle butts!” Ms. Kayla
“Your mom will crap bricks.” Giggles
“We three-wayed a cow.” Mags
“Nnnnno.” Audrey
“It symbolizes the passing of knowledge from generation to generation.” “…Look at his butt!” Chewbecca & Audrey
“If anyone has to go to the bathroom, too bad.” “Just swallow it.” Chewbecca & Audrey
Devil’s Lake
“No bueno!” Shayla
Creep-o-ree
“What did she say?” “…Alcohol rehab.” G & Mags
“There were these two guys in the hallway and they were…hey, you go to my school.” Kenzie
“There are no bags! There are no bags!” Chewbecca
“Woof woof!…is dog make sound.” Smart One
“What was she reading?” “Curious George…he found the banana!” Mr. Maggie & Mags
Eagle Cave
“Yeah boy!” Kenzie
“You could stay up there with all the bats and spiders.” “There aren’t any spiders in here. What would they eat?” “…people.” Smalls & Chewbecca
“I would give myself to the…what do they have in Alaska? Elk?” Mags
“I’ll look in a vet’s mouth.” Kenzie
“Cantelope? They used to be grapefruit! What, are they growing?” Sammi
“Man, they’re letting frogs in here.” Mr. Maggie
“I’m losing again!” Kenzie
“The ten cents was for the rock.” “The rock’s a whore?” Chewbecca & Kenzie
“Did someone make this or was it made?” Kenzie
“Pssst! Which way’s above?” Kenzie
*smack* “My neighbor’s awake!” Smalls
“You won’t be able to stop us!” Mags
“Leggo my Mego!” Sharkbait
“I got a mooing chipmunk!” Shayla
General
“Take a u-ey.” Kenzie
“Pull a hard straight!” Kenzie
“The waitress is really gonna get off...on my change.” Bets
“Oh I can beat that: I got hit on by a rabbi.” Fran
2007
Twelfth Night Ball
“One, your directions suck. Two, we need new ones.” Kenzie
“I'm rollin' up my sleeves.” “In a sleeveless dress?” Kenzie & Chewbecca
“The gloves are coming off!” Sharkbait
“1, 2, 3, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Chewbecca's car
Snowstorm
“I don't do brrr.” Sharkbait
“Shi…fu…da…uh oh.” Smart One
“That doesn’t cut it.” Liz J.
“You…good dude.” Niko
“We can sleep in the crock pot.” Mags
“Between koalas?” Giggles
“Yo mama's so fat...she jumped in the sea...and drowned.” Giggles
Snowboarding
“What’s so funny?” “Just laugh—” “Ha ha ha ha!” Smalls & CB
“Oh my *.” Smart One
“I’m stripping!…I’m taking off my pants!…You’re not looking!…Why?” Smalls
“Are we stopping for food or just drinks?” Chewbecca
Bay Jammer
“It could be an owl pellet.” “That’d be a huge owl.” “What’s it doing in the garage?!” Chewbecca & Manda
“If you could be an appliance, what would you be and why?” “A microwave, ‘cause they’re fast and easy.” ??? & Sammi
“Oh!…Oh, I thought I sat on you, but it was just my tail.” Kenzie
“It smells like gas over here.” “I’m sorry, that was me.” Manda & Kenzie
Camping
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” “Stop flashing me!” Matt J. & CB
“Aw, Matt! That hurt so bad!” “I didn’t do you!” Smalls & Matt J.
“Miss G, are you smoking?” “G’s always smoking.” CB & Smart One
“What’s the deepest part of the river tomorrow?” “…the middle.” G & Mikey
Devil’s Lake
“…so…are you…” “…what?” “What?…oh! No, no no no no!” “Ok, good.” “ ‘Cause I mean, if you are, that’s cool. I’d just want to know—” “No! No no no no no!” Smart One & Chewbecca
Eagle Cave
“Bow to your mom!” Giggles
General
“Did you get the memo about comfy shoes?” Sharkbait
“Can we go now?” Mags
“…my mother’s a whore.” Kenzie
“Wait, chocolate?” Miranda
“Perfecto!…that’s Italian.” Sharkbait
2008
WAM
“That’s mean!…mean mean mean mean…” Smart One
“Ha ha ha ha!” *dunk* Smart One & CB
“We should laugh more, ‘cause it’s like running on the inside.” Melissa
“Failure to lose a horse?” Oradami
“Your advil needs some advil.” Melissa
“We’re really arguing about snowmen.” Chewbecca
Bay Jammer
“I didn’t realize their hoo ha got so big.” Mrs. Maggie
“You are not my mother.” “How did you find out?” Mags & Mrs. Maggie
Mak & Camping“I get booty!” Smalls
“T!” “Bingo!” “T!” “Bingo!” “T!…Bingo…t’bingo.” Allie T. & Miranda
“What happened?” “…ear darts.” Miranda & Casey
Devil’s Lake
“I’d like to call attention to…my pants.” Smalls
“You bag of feminine hygiene products!” Devin H.
General
“Aaaaah! Becca, feed me!” Smalls
“Cut! Aaaaah! You are Satan!” “What?” Smalls & Miranda
“Awwww, talking. That was for talking. Oh, talking again.” Allie
“The happiness is leaving.” 361 Mariners
“Grab your stick!” Mags
“A circle is 360.” “Yeah.” “Our troop # is 361.” “Right.” “So we don’t do 360’s, we do 361’s.” “…but a 360 is a circle…” Smart One & Sharkbait
“If it looks like a coin slot…” Smart One
“Is this considered a workout or a beatup?” Smalls
“I’m still a sexy lawyer.” “You stole my next line!” Red & Bets
Badger
“Why is there cottage cheese on the ceiling?” Kenzie
“Holy bladder infection!” Shayla
“We need some stripper up in here.” Audrey
Colorado
“Look at how they spelled ‘buses!’ I go to Harlem and I know how to spell that!” “How did they spell it?” “B-u-s-s-e-s.” “Well, how do you spell it?” “B-u-s-e-s.” “Oh, I was just kidding.” “No you weren’t.” “So?” Nikki A. & Allie H.
“Ok G, if you see any cool jewelry in there, I want you to come to the door and go, ‘Caw caw!’ ” *fingers over head like bunny ears* Nikki A.
“What a dumb…poopy!” Nikki A.
“Gee, G.” Allie H.
“We’re gonna get arrowed to death—not shot, arrowed!” Nikki A.
“How do you spell ‘ancestors?’” “A-n-c-e-s-t-o-r-s.” “Apparently you don’t know how because you can’t even spell ‘bumps.’” “Yes I can.” “B-u-m-b-s?” Allie H., Nikki A., Smart One, Allie H., & Smart One
“There are no cars, but I do see a large teepee coming this way.” Nikki A.
“Look, that kid over there is carrying his dog.” “It’s probably his seeing eye dog.” “A Chihuahua?” Nikki H., Nikki A., & Smart One
“This is Alabama.” “Did you see a sign?” “Not the state!” “Good thing Allie knows her geography.” “We’re in Minneso…where are we?” “Oklahoma.” Sammi, Allie H., Sammi, G, Sammi, & G
“Let me pick my nose in peace!” Nikki A.
“Hey guess what I just pulled out from under my butt?” Sammi
“Now that you’ve won the National Cow Pie Throwing Contest, what do you have to say?” “I love poop.” G & Nikki A.
“It died.” “How?” “It got an infected leg from a cut.” “Couldn’t they just decapitate it?” “I don’t think that would’ve helped much.” G, Smart One, G, Sammi, & Nikki H.
“It was a mule deer.” “That’s an interesting breed.” “Well, it’s not like they actually mix a mule and a deer.” “Oh…I thought they did.” Smart One & Allie H.
“Are we going to see the Grand Canyon today?” “No! The Grand Canyon is in Utah!” “Actually, the Grand Canyon is in Arizona.” *said in Wisconsin* Nikki A., Nikki H., & Smart One
Bay & Camping
“I’m not self-conscious. I’m a sexy *.” Nikki A.
“That’s ‘cause I’m a…I was gonna say something.” Manda
“It’s the Village People!” Allie H.
“Look, it’s all green, and…there.” Kys
“Lucky *.” Smart One
“Nikki’s arms are so long she looks like a freakin’ fish!” “Nikki, fish don’t have arms.” Nikki H. & Chewbecca
“You’re the best breaststokers I’ve seen!” Sammi
“Name the first vegetable that comes to mind.” “Hippo.” Chewbecca & Kenzie
“Company, Frank Right, Frank!” Kysa
“Do you know what a pomegranate is?” “Those are those things you plug into the wall, right?” Chewbecca & Shayla
“They’re bursting!” Smart One
“Everybody, grab a wall of the tent…and shake it.” “Watch ‘em fly!” Kenzie & Smart One
“I can see the buzzing.” Smart One
“Look! There it is!” “Where!?” “Made you look!” “Ohhhhh…” Kenzie & Smart One
“That one’s a squirter!” Smart One
“Shoe me! Shoe me!” Kenzie
“We’re professional mosquito bur…” “Killers.” “What were you gonna say?” “Bursters.” Smart One, Shayla, Chewbecca, & Smart One
“Is it on a leash?” Shayla
“I have a rabbit that’s got a hoe.” Smalls
Blackhawk Regatta
“Cinderstupid.” Shayla
“What is Cinderblock’s real name?” Andrew
Makahiki
“Puke me!” Mags
“At the park?” Giggles
“I wonder if we can do a scout song on the ducks.” “Ah, ‘Kill Me.’” G & Smalls
“They got abduckted.” Sharkbait
“I love freaks!” Audrey
“I can’t blow myself.” Audrey
“ ‘Girls Gone Stupid!’ ” Dave B.
“Poodle butts!” Ms. Kayla
“Your mom will crap bricks.” Giggles
“We three-wayed a cow.” Mags
“Nnnnno.” Audrey
“It symbolizes the passing of knowledge from generation to generation.” “…Look at his butt!” Chewbecca & Audrey
“If anyone has to go to the bathroom, too bad.” “Just swallow it.” Chewbecca & Audrey
Devil’s Lake
“No bueno!” Shayla
Creep-o-ree
“What did she say?” “…Alcohol rehab.” G & Mags
“There were these two guys in the hallway and they were…hey, you go to my school.” Kenzie
“There are no bags! There are no bags!” Chewbecca
“Woof woof!…is dog make sound.” Smart One
“What was she reading?” “Curious George…he found the banana!” Mr. Maggie & Mags
Eagle Cave
“Yeah boy!” Kenzie
“You could stay up there with all the bats and spiders.” “There aren’t any spiders in here. What would they eat?” “…people.” Smalls & Chewbecca
“I would give myself to the…what do they have in Alaska? Elk?” Mags
“I’ll look in a vet’s mouth.” Kenzie
“Cantelope? They used to be grapefruit! What, are they growing?” Sammi
“Man, they’re letting frogs in here.” Mr. Maggie
“I’m losing again!” Kenzie
“The ten cents was for the rock.” “The rock’s a whore?” Chewbecca & Kenzie
“Did someone make this or was it made?” Kenzie
“Pssst! Which way’s above?” Kenzie
*smack* “My neighbor’s awake!” Smalls
“You won’t be able to stop us!” Mags
“Leggo my Mego!” Sharkbait
“I got a mooing chipmunk!” Shayla
General
“Take a u-ey.” Kenzie
“Pull a hard straight!” Kenzie
“The waitress is really gonna get off...on my change.” Bets
“Oh I can beat that: I got hit on by a rabbi.” Fran
2007
Twelfth Night Ball
“One, your directions suck. Two, we need new ones.” Kenzie
“I'm rollin' up my sleeves.” “In a sleeveless dress?” Kenzie & Chewbecca
“The gloves are coming off!” Sharkbait
“1, 2, 3, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Chewbecca's car
Snowstorm
“I don't do brrr.” Sharkbait
“Shi…fu…da…uh oh.” Smart One
“That doesn’t cut it.” Liz J.
“You…good dude.” Niko
“We can sleep in the crock pot.” Mags
“Between koalas?” Giggles
“Yo mama's so fat...she jumped in the sea...and drowned.” Giggles
Snowboarding
“What’s so funny?” “Just laugh—” “Ha ha ha ha!” Smalls & CB
“Oh my *.” Smart One
“I’m stripping!…I’m taking off my pants!…You’re not looking!…Why?” Smalls
“Are we stopping for food or just drinks?” Chewbecca
Bay Jammer
“It could be an owl pellet.” “That’d be a huge owl.” “What’s it doing in the garage?!” Chewbecca & Manda
“If you could be an appliance, what would you be and why?” “A microwave, ‘cause they’re fast and easy.” ??? & Sammi
“Oh!…Oh, I thought I sat on you, but it was just my tail.” Kenzie
“It smells like gas over here.” “I’m sorry, that was me.” Manda & Kenzie
Camping
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” “Stop flashing me!” Matt J. & CB
“Aw, Matt! That hurt so bad!” “I didn’t do you!” Smalls & Matt J.
“Miss G, are you smoking?” “G’s always smoking.” CB & Smart One
“What’s the deepest part of the river tomorrow?” “…the middle.” G & Mikey
Devil’s Lake
“…so…are you…” “…what?” “What?…oh! No, no no no no!” “Ok, good.” “ ‘Cause I mean, if you are, that’s cool. I’d just want to know—” “No! No no no no no!” Smart One & Chewbecca
Eagle Cave
“Bow to your mom!” Giggles
General
“Did you get the memo about comfy shoes?” Sharkbait
“Can we go now?” Mags
“…my mother’s a whore.” Kenzie
“Wait, chocolate?” Miranda
“Perfecto!…that’s Italian.” Sharkbait
2008
WAM
“That’s mean!…mean mean mean mean…” Smart One
“Ha ha ha ha!” *dunk* Smart One & CB
“We should laugh more, ‘cause it’s like running on the inside.” Melissa
“Failure to lose a horse?” Oradami
“Your advil needs some advil.” Melissa
“We’re really arguing about snowmen.” Chewbecca
Bay Jammer
“I didn’t realize their hoo ha got so big.” Mrs. Maggie
“You are not my mother.” “How did you find out?” Mags & Mrs. Maggie
Mak & Camping“I get booty!” Smalls
“T!” “Bingo!” “T!” “Bingo!” “T!…Bingo…t’bingo.” Allie T. & Miranda
“What happened?” “…ear darts.” Miranda & Casey
Devil’s Lake
“I’d like to call attention to…my pants.” Smalls
“You bag of feminine hygiene products!” Devin H.
General
“Aaaaah! Becca, feed me!” Smalls
“Cut! Aaaaah! You are Satan!” “What?” Smalls & Miranda
“Awwww, talking. That was for talking. Oh, talking again.” Allie
“The happiness is leaving.” 361 Mariners
“Grab your stick!” Mags
“A circle is 360.” “Yeah.” “Our troop # is 361.” “Right.” “So we don’t do 360’s, we do 361’s.” “…but a 360 is a circle…” Smart One & Sharkbait
“If it looks like a coin slot…” Smart One
“Is this considered a workout or a beatup?” Smalls
“I’m still a sexy lawyer.” “You stole my next line!” Red & Bets